Overheard At McGill » alcohol

Mine is crossing the street…

Overheard@McGill — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:19:02 +0000

Girl: That’s what my skill is when I’m drunk – flushing toilets

- Burnside

She’s friends with Nora Pinephrine

Overheard@McGill — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:51:30 +0000

*Drunk girl cracks open a beer*

Sober girl: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Drunk girl: I’m fine! Ask me anything!
Sober girl: Ok. What does Serotonin do?
Drunk girl: Sero-tonin?
Sober girl: See, you’re drunk!
Drunk girl: But…Sarah Tonin! I don’t know who she is!

-New Rez

He Gave Me All This Free Wine!

Overheard@McGill — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:38:43 +0000

Girl: How can you have sexual thoughts about Jesus!?!?!

-Aylmer & St. Catherine

Swine Flu or Wine Flu?

Overheard@McGill — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:02:04 +0000

Girl on the phone: So I figured it out. I thought I had swine flu because I had all the symptoms, including the nausea. But now I think it was just a hangover.

-Metro Grocery Store

Which Classroom Is The Advanced Tool Workshop In?

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:23:04 +0000

Guy: This is the first time I’ve been to class sober in a long time. Class should have an open bar.
-Leacock 132

Technically, Being In A Bubble Can Be Considered Inside

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:34:07 +0000

Cop: Ladies, you’re not allowed to have open alcohol in public.
Girl #1: We know…
Girl #2: But we’re in the ghetto! Does that count?

-Milton & Hutchison

What, I like my toothpaste with a little kick.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:11:28 +0000

Drunk girl: YOU smell like peppermint schnapps, too!
Sober girl: Actually, that’s my toothpaste…

–Durocher

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:28:11 +0000

Guy 1: Yeah, I heard he gave her a little Valentine’s day present.

Guy 2: I’d give her a BIG Valentine’s Day present.

*Pause*

Guy 2: My penis!

Rum Runner Wishes and Sans Nom Fishstick Dreams.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:10:43 +0000

Guy (on phone): You’re just looking for the cheapest way possible to get completely wasted. Here at McGill, we have class. We drink, like, Rum Runner.

-University & Milton

You should have seen the look on your face when I slipped inside you!

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:00:04 +0000

A couple is walking out of a restaurant.

Guy: Now it’s time for surprise number three!
Girl: Don’t you mean surprise number two?
Guy: No, surprise two was taking you to dinner.
Girl: What was surprise number one, then?
Guy: Having sex before dinner.

Girl pauses to think.

Girl: Oh, right.

-St. Catherine

Shut up! I’m getting wrinkly here!

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:00:10 +0000

Girl:Â I was giving him head, and I’m like “Umm…you’re 31, that’s so old.” Then he goes, “You think I’m old? I really thought we connected.” Then I said, “No I don’t think so, you’re freaking me out.”Â Then I told him he had to leave. He didn’t though. He slept over.
-Durocher

Birthdays every year have always seemed excessive.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:00:43 +0000

Girl: When is your birthday?
Guy: June.
Girl: This June?

-Milton and Parc

Al Franken: The Political Years

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:00:48 +0000

“I got really drunk and woke up in a corn field in Minnesota.”

-the benches by Leacock

Don’t dismiss the possible networking opportunities of vomiting on the floor of the ER.

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:25:02 +0000

[Guy talking to a girl about his MCAT study books]

Girl: You shouldn’t be worried about getting into med school. You should be, like, worried about getting alcohol poisoning over the weekend.
-BIO 111 LAB

Oh, Sigma Phi has a table just down the hall for that.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:03:24 +0000

Shagalicious Shop has a table outside RVC caf, offering free condoms.

Girl behind table: free condoms — take some!
RVC girl: (to her friend) I wish I needed those…
(Other girls laugh nervously)

–RVC Caf

I was piss drunk last night! Or was it the other way around?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:02:41 +0000

Loud Drunk Guy: And it was only after I took at giant swig from the bottle that I put two and two together and realized that it wasn’t flat beer. It was the bottle I had pissed in earlier.
-Outside Molson Stadium

Best. Magic School Bus Episode. Ever.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:10 +0000

Drunk girl (at 3 pm): No, I’m NOT hiding in my vagina!! I’m NOT hiding in my vagina!!
- Lower Field

Scavenger hunt item #36: Make-out with Mark Brown*

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:11:41 +0000

Science carnival girl: Well I got two cankers this morning… so fuck you Mark Brown*!
- Post-boat races during Science Carnival

Only CanestenÂ® offers a 1-chug cure – the ideal choice for women who prefer the cleanliness and convenience of a single vaginal beverage that rids you of Yeast Infection over just three seconds.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:19:35 +0000

Girl: All these sexual drinks…blowjob…orgasm…slippery nipple…they should have a drink called the Yeast Infection…….and the chaser would be Canesten…
- Peel Pub

Instead of one day of Christmas, we have 5 CRAAAAZY nights.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:26:47 +0000

Drunken froshie: Yo, man. What do you think is better? Christmas or Frosh?
- Milton Gates

Eleven stories tall, erect.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:07:52 +0000

Slightly Drunk Guy 1: Dude that Physics exam sucked balls (Drunkest Guy 2 starts to laugh hysterically)
Slightly Drunk Guy 1: Dude, shut up.
Drunkest Guy 2: You said balls…get it? ‘Cause the class was in Le Cock.
Slightly Drunk Guy 3: I hate that damn room, I got like 4 classes there next year. What a sausage fest.
Drunk Guy 1: Leacock?
Drunkest Guy 2: Le Cock!!!!
- St. Catherine

We appreciate the included ‘[sic]‘, as we usually can’t tell if we should be making fun of the submitter as well…you grammar dork.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 18:22:53 +0000

Trashed girl: Wait, is all male strippers gay? [sic]
Guy: Ummmmmmm
- RVC

Bring a girl a steak and feed her for a day. Teach her how to give great head and feed her for life!

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 26 May 2007 13:42:16 +0000

Drunk Girl: Well, I thought she could have gotten WAY more steaks for that blowjob but nooooo. She had to go up the hill to see some kids and fuck if I was giving her my last cigarette.

- Sherbrooke and St-Urbain

It felt like I was 8 years old all over again, but I can’t for the life of me remember why

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 24 May 2007 22:36:01 +0000

Guy: I walked in and they were having sex. But I just stood there making gross noises. Hopefully I can just drink this one off.
- Douglas Hall

The McGill Diet

krystella — Sat, 12 May 2007 18:40:43 +0000

Guy talking to another guy: Oh my god, cigarettes and beer just go so well together. It’s no wonder after I quit I gained 150 pounds!!!
—Second Cup on Milton & Parc