Overheard At McGill » Campus

This is what happens when you agree to be set up on a blind threesome.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:37:01 +0000

Girl: [to two guys] I actually thought you two would be Asian, you know, because I heard you were really smart…

-Leacock

Ten double doubles to go please

Overheard@McGill — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:42:43 +0000

Girl 1: Chances of winning the Tim Hortons free coffee are 1 out of 10
Girl 2: No, my sister said even if you buy 10 you might not win

- SSMU Lounge

While your wallet is replaceable, your v-card is not.

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:31:06 +0000

Girl 1: Hey, your bag is open.
Girl 2: It’s always open, just like my legs.

- Leacock

You Mean I Don’t Get to Teach!? This School is Bullshit.

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:53:02 +0000

H.S. Girl: So, how do I know if I should go to graduate studies or undergraduate studies?
Tour Guide: You have to do an undergraduate degree before going on to graduate studies.
H.S. Girl: Okay, so how do I find out if I’ve done one?

–McGill Campus Tour

A bit more than your head can.

Overheard@McGill — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:37:09 +0000

Girl (to Cashier): How much data can a 4GB USB fit?

-McGill Bookstore

Although I did learn that a rock hard body in motion stays in motion.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:49:48 +0000

Girl: I wish I could do physics as well as I can do guys.

-Laird Hall

Taken From Overheard@Queen’s

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:31:08 +0000

Girl: It’s just a research paper so there’s no thought process. Just plagiarism, plagiarism, plagiarism.

-Leacock 26.

A Man’s Best Friend, But A Woman’s Lover

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:30:05 +0000

Girl: My sister got swine flu…
Guy: Oh yeah?
Girl: … then she passed it to my dog.

-Bronfman

I just want to effing die. You know, dye my hair.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:09:29 +0000

Girl 1: I’m not a fan of the cock.
Girl 2: …..excuse me?
Girl 1: You know. The Cock. Cockiness. In guys?
Girl 2: *stares in awe*

- Adams Auditorium

I’d come along, but I’m allergic to irony.

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:14:01 +0000

Girl 1: Hey do you want to revise for chem tomorrow?
Girl 2: I can’t, I’m going to the procastination workshop at 2.

-Leacock

I’m Not Crying. I Just Have Red Tape In My Eye.

deathsmistress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:43:41 +0000

Girl #1: Can I make an appointment to see an adviser?
Guy Behind Counter: Yeah, sure. Your assigned adviser is available.
Girl #1: Uh…..can I see someone else? She made me cry last time.
Girl #2 In Line: OMG me too!
Girl #3: YEAH me too!!!

-Dawson Hall

Head explodes

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:28:43 +0000

Prof: Angela Davis will be here on Friday to give a talk… Now, does anyone know who Angela Davis is?

Student: Isn’t that the woman who was raped and killed?

-Adams Auditorium

My dog ate it.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:20:02 +0000

Prof: The most common way to experience the feeling of ecstasy is through orgasm… Have you all had orgasms? I hope so… That’s your homework tonight. Everyone needs to go home and have an orgasm.

-Arts Legacy

Your call is important to us. Please keep the phone in your vagina to maintain your calling priority.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:16:54 +0000

Girl: It’s like the Rogers people put an electric buzzer up your vagina and it goes off every time you try to call customer service!

- Lower field

Can I put my ballot in your box?

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:40:18 +0000

(discussing Rez Council elections)
Girl: I’d totally be his VP Internal.

- Lower Campus

And by the way, I’m pregnant…and constipated.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:01:54 +0000

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Does he have a beard? No… Does he wear glasses? No… Is it Francis? Yes!

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:52:13 +0000

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Unfortunately, this is generally a different type of screwing.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:40:58 +0000

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

I can’t help it if the animals I kill have heavy flows and wide-set vaginas!

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:00:55 +0000

Professor: The slaughter industry is the biggest user of tampons in Canada.

-Class

I never want to see your stupid thesis again!

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:29:15 +0000

Girl: I think formalism is stupid.
Guy: Yeah? Well I think deconstructionism is stupid!
Girl: YEAH?? Well maybe we should just break up!

-Campus

And don’t even get me started on Lake Titicaca

tdomf_9e22f — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:48:00 +0000

Guy: Why would anyone name a city WATER-LOO??

-Otto Mass

That Girl Was Way Too Kinky For My Liking.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:14:43 +0000

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Mate for life my ass!

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:13:04 +0000

Girl: If I came back and my egg was gone, I would punch the crap out of my penguin husband.

-Outside Otto Maass

We made love, and as the sun rose, I gave her the money shot. Fuckin’ right!

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:23:08 +0000

Guy: Yeah, i got her a fucking heart-shaped box of chocolate and shit.
Girl: Aww, that’s so romantic.

-Campus

Don’t count your footnotes before they’re hatched.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:00:32 +0000

Librarian:Â “Just start milking the bibliographic cow.”

-HIST 396

Overheard At McGill » Campus

This is what happens when you agree to be set up on a blind threesome.

Ten double doubles to go please

While your wallet is replaceable, your v-card is not.

You Mean I Don’t Get to Teach!? This School is Bullshit.

A bit more than your head can.

Although I did learn that a rock hard body in motion stays in motion.

Taken From Overheard@Queen’s

A Man’s Best Friend, But A Woman’s Lover

I just want to effing die. You know, dye my hair.

I’d come along, but I’m allergic to irony.

I’m Not Crying. I Just Have Red Tape In My Eye.

*Head explodes*

My dog ate it.

Your call is important to us. Please keep the phone in your vagina to maintain your calling priority.

Can I put my ballot in your box?

And by the way, I’m pregnant…and constipated.

Does he have a beard? No… Does he wear glasses? No… Is it Francis? Yes!

Unfortunately, this is generally a different type of screwing.

I can’t help it if the animals I kill have heavy flows and wide-set vaginas!

I never want to see your stupid thesis again!

And don’t even get me started on Lake Titicaca

That Girl Was Way Too Kinky For My Liking.

Mate for life my ass!

We made love, and as the sun rose, I gave her the money shot. Fuckin’ right!

Don’t count your footnotes before they’re hatched.

Head explodes