Overheard At McGill » Douglas

What does “more cushion for the pushin’” mean?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:38:26 +0000

Ditsy girl: Yeah, there are so many terms I was unaware of, like I didn’t even know what love handles were until this year.
Ditsy girl’s friend: You mean until you got them?
- Douglas Cafeteria

It felt like I was 8 years old all over again, but I can’t for the life of me remember why

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 24 May 2007 22:36:01 +0000

Guy: I walked in and they were having sex. But I just stood there making gross noises. Hopefully I can just drink this one off.
- Douglas Hall

Are you some kind of idiot? Clearly she pole-vaults them.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 24 May 2007 14:31:54 +0000

Guy 1: Man I really want to learn how to ride horses
Guy 2: Oh ya you should talk to Sarah. She jumps horses and stuff.
GuyÂ 1: With what?
GuyÂ 2: What do you mean, ‘with what’?
GuyÂ 1: I mean with like motorcycles or cars or what?
GuyÂ 2: What the fuck?
GuyÂ 1: Man, like how does she clear the horses? Does she jump over them with a motorcycle or what?
- Douglas Hall

Like, is this a good title? Like?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:51:20 +0000

Guy 1: So you never the word “like” now?
Guy 2: I use it in similies, or, like….
*pause*
Guy 2 makes the motion of shooting himself in the head.

—Douglas

…and she’s really pissed I just said that.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:16 +0000

Guy: “Under this scared white boy facade, I’m really a strong black woman!”
—Douglas

101 Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines, by Marilyn Manson

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:24:41 +0000

Guy: Ive chewed on it, put it in my mouth, sucked it, and scratched myself with it. Do you still wanna play with it?

—Douglas

Either signs of the coming rapture or evidence of life’s juicyness.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:51:35 +0000

Guy 1: Hey, do you guys know why there are three Starbursts on top of the toilet?
Guy 2: Oh, those are mine!

—Douglas

Best! Oh, and only. Forgot the ‘only’.

pantalaimond — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:57:26 +0000

Guy: “Eggs are just chicken menstruation”
Tired Guy: “Best menstruation I’ve ever had!”

—Douglas

It took me 30 minutes to think of that response

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:37:50 +0000

Girl: Boys are so obsessed with cars, like if you put a toy car in front of a little boy he would start playing with it in 30 seconds
Boy: 30 seconds? I would start playing with it right away..
Girl: Yeah…well I’m including special ed kids

—Douglas

No, a snowman.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:00:19 +0000

Girl 1: Oh, I loved it so much, it looked like an Igloo Person!
Girl 2: …an Eskimo?

—Douglas

So I started dressing “Montreal” and now I just say stupid shit.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:00:36 +0000

Girl: I used to dress really “New York”, but I stopped because I started waking up hung-over all the time: less time to pick out outfits.

—Douglas Hall Pre-drink

…so you can scream your ex’s name in bed

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:51:03 +0000

“Why the FUCK would you ever date a deaf guy?”

—Douglas

You should have seen the emoticons on this one

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:05:42 +0000

(moans and groans behind locked room door, a line of guys are waiting outside to deliver high-fives)

(Door opens)
Guy leaving room: “What, we were on msn!”

—Douglas Hall

Concerned Interested Friend: Well then.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 22:55:05 +0000

Concerned Friend: You should take it easy drinking.
Drunk Girl: I am easy!!!

—-Douglas

Incestuous beastiality is sort of an obscure topic.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:10:20 +0000

Girl 1: What’s your bio conference topic?
Guy: I’m doing inbreeding!
Girl 2: What’s that?
Girl 2 flashes girl 1 a bewildered stare.
Girl 2: Sex?
Girl 1: Incest…
Girl 2(disgusted): with animals?!

—Douglas Caf

(VP) University Affairs

Alex — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 23:12:39 +0000

Girl: You’ll always be my VP External!
(Handsome) Boy: Thanks baby, I can be your VP Internal if you want me to be
Girl: EWW!
- DouglasÂ

They write papers about what other Arts Professors do.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 21:00:21 +0000

Ignorant science student: “So, what do, like, ARTS professors do?”
—Doug caf

Brachycephalization is why I’m in Arts

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:57:53 +0000

Girl 1: It’s really hard because the prof usually teaches grad students but this is his one undergrad class and he thinks we’re, like, beneath him.
Girl 2: So, does he use really big words that you don’t understand? I hate it when professors do that.
Girl 1: It’s Medical Anthropology.

—Douglas Hall Caf

No, wait, that’s just my parents’ tuition money…

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:51:51 +0000

First Time Stoner Girl: Touch my hand!
Passing Guy: …uh…ok?
First Time Stoner Girl:: It’s….it’s…it’s evaporating! Â IÂ swear!
–Douglas Hall

McGill University isnt the only thing in the Downtown area that is well endowed…

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 22:34:00 +0000

“If I was pregnant, he would have fucked my babies” -

Douglas Hall

Like, it gets in the way of my homework habit.

Alex — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:40:00 +0000

Girl: Yeah I love my roommate, she’s–
Guy: Yeah–
Girl: great, but, I need my space. Like, stop doing coke off my desk…

On University Ave, toward Upper Rez

…After Vodka

Alex — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:02:00 +0000

Guy: Yeah, water’s pretty much my favorite molecule.
- Douglas Hall common room