Overheard At McGill » drugs

I Eat Three Times A Day. Four If I’m Lonely.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:06:08 +0000

Girl: Food, when you’re high, is like porn. It’s just sooo good.

-New Rez Caf

Not Even Once.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:41:34 +0000

Guy: How do we find out what lab group we are in? Can it be found online?
Girl: Math 139 has labs!!!!!!?????
Prof: This class has no labs.
-Math Discussion Boards

I Was Gonna Correct The Exam…

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:09:06 +0000

(discussing upcoming exam)

Student: As long as we’re giving relevant responses – it’s 4/20; go get high.
Prof: Best. Thread. Ever.

-WebCT

The Bar Mitzvah Scene Isn’t What It Used To Be

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:25:53 +0000

Girl 1: I hate him! He’s always smoking and getting high and bringing girls home and shit.
Girl 2: Well, older brothers are like that.
Girl 1: No, no, he’s 13.

-Roddick Gates

He Thought Harold & Kumar Was Total Trash Though.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:05:46 +0000

Girl #1: So is he a pothead?
Girl #2: Oh, no – but he does smoke a lot, and deal…
-RVC Caf

Oh, ASIA! I thought you said “smoking pot”.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:00:15 +0000

Professor: Do you have any experience in Asia?

Student: Not really… Well, I lived in Vancouver for a little bit.

-Leacock

Not exactly what Nancy Reagan had in mind…

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:09:26 +0000

Girl: No, but seriously though, I can’t even do coke this year because my new nose is really delicate.
-New Rez

AGRI-420- Medicinal Plants

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:17:28 +0000

Girl: Are you doing 4/20?
Guy: No, I’m not taking any 400 level classes.
- Cybertheque

Freebase Willy

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:58:08 +0000

Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he’s bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
- Solin Hall

And by 9:30, I mean I’m baked.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:18:11 +0000

Girl: I bet you everyone in here is so stoned.
Boy: why?
Girl: because its 4/20
Boy (looking at his watch confused): ..but its 9:30…
- walking into Frites-Alors

Only for me it’s a bubble that pops and for you it’s a brain cell

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 27 May 2007 15:44:35 +0000

Girl: Oh my god, I can’t believe how much gum you chew! Is that actually six packs of Orbit in your bag?
Guy: You see, gum for me is like…(pauses to think)…marijuana for you.
Girl: Ohhhhhh

-McLennon Library late at night

We’d answer you but we’re a bit fucked up right now.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:29:10 +0000

Prof plays “Brain Damage”
Prof: ok how many of you recognize this song?
Some people raise their hands
Prof: Well what about the rest of you? Didn’t you ever smoke pot?!
- Cognition

Oh, and don’t play Country either. Same reason.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:00:53 +0000

Guy (presumably): Why are you playing trance at fucking Second Cup? Fucking play some music that doesn’t make me want to drop a bunch of acid and lick the wall in the back corner of Stereos
- AUS lounge

We’d revolt, but the bastards control all our channels of communication.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 04 May 2007 23:32:03 +0000

Two guys BLAZED out of their minds are playing the Nintendo wii, complaining about the lack of downloadable games
GUY #1: Fuck man, Why can’t we just download it?
GUY #2: Because they’re fucking technocrats.
GUY #1: It’s not fair, we’re living in a technocracy!

Sir, can I borrow your megaphone for a sec?

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:45:44 +0000

Guy on megaphone (as McGill security guards show up): Okay everyone, McGill security is here, so, ummm, just hide your weed (groans from students) it’s okay guys, we’ll smoke it when they leave!

—Lower Field, on 420

Well, they certainly support Green causes…

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 21:51:33 +0000

Little Boy: All those teenagers are having so much fun! They must really love celebrating Earth Day!
His Dad: Oh, that’s not what they are celebrating…

—On the Lower Field during 4:20

Its a Coke Solution.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:22:11 +0000

Girl 1: I mean, I’m trying to convince my parents that I don’t have a coke problem and I lost a grand!
[seconds pass]
Girl 1: Wow, that’s going on Overheard for sure…

—Redpath

A hit a day keeps everything OK.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:33:49 +0000

Guy: Mondays are way more fun when you’re high all day.

—New Rez

I was reading a book…Let’s ride bikes!

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:24:27 +0000

Girl 1:And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, ‘don’t say that to me, you’re hurting my feelings.’ Then I did drugs and cried all day
Girl 2: Wow, well we should really study today
Girl 1: Yeah, lets stay really late, like till 10.
Girl 2: (totally serious) Yeah, or we can go to the biosphere and get burgers
Girl 1: (totally serious) Yeah

—Leacock elevator

“You know those un-unionized dealers have no dental coverage!”

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:58:57 +0000

Girl (on cell phone): “You can’t marry him, he’s a crack dealer!”

—McLennan Library

Well, they must have been smoking up a lot in California that year.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:53:12 +0000

Girl 1: Hey guys, guess what, today is Pi Day!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, cuz its 3/14! Nice!
Girl 3: Isn’t there another one of those holidays..like a pot one?
Girl 2: Yeah, its April 20th
Girl 1: Why 4/20?
Girl 2: Some smokers in California used to always get high at 4:20 in the afternoon.
Girl 1: That’s so cool! OMG, imagine how fun it’ll be when the year is 1420!
Girl 2: *pause* 1420 already happened…

—New Rez

Down the chimney and into the washroom

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:02:22 +0000

*waiter is serving customers coffee*
Stoned at Breakfast 1: Dude, you realize I’m gonna have to pee like St. Nicholas when this coffee’s done.
Stoned at Breakfast 2: Saint Nicholas! As in, Santa Claus?
Stoned at Breakfast 1: The one and only.
—Place Milton

“And then it takes me 3 hours to roll the perfect joint.”

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:00:37 +0000

Guy: Yeah, you know, when I don’t blaze my OCD really comes out…

—-Prince Arthur

“And, in keeping with my peppy dairy theme, I got a chocolate milk enema.”

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:07:09 +0000

[four friends studying together; tired, delirious...except one]

Blonde: Well I’m really bloated because all I drink is milk…And I finished an entire bottle of ranch dressing in two days…so then I took three laxatives…yeah.

20 after, to be exact.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:38:14 +0000

[A student raises his hand and asks a question]

Prof: Mike? Are you stoned again in class? Come on…you know there’s a time and place for everything. And after 4:00 is reefer time.

—Cognition