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But I’ll Make Sure She Doesn’t Get A Facebook Invite To A-Side Mondays

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:03:18 +0000

Girl #1: Dude! That girl definitely just cut us in line! You gotta say something to her.
Girl #2: Ahh I can’t. She irrigates my crops on Farmville.

-New Rez

You have 74,656 new friend requests.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:32:27 +0000

Girl 1: So why didn’t you sleep with him?
Girl 2: I only sleep with people if I’m facebook friends with them.
- Chez Jose

Wall-to-walls are the new conversations.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:30:19 +0000

Girl 1: If I could connect to the internet, I would write FAG on your wall…
- Presse Cafe

And why isn’t anybody dozing off?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:26:03 +0000

(a girl from Arts decides to attend her boyfriend’s engineering class)
Girl: “Oh my God this is so weird.”
Guy: “What?”
Girl: “Why didn’t anybody bring their laptops?”
Guy: “Uhh.. it’s easier to write stuff down…”
Girl: “No I mean it’s so weird to be in a class where nobody is checking Facebook!”

—Macdonald Eng building

…which is more than they deserve.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:54:25 +0000

(Two girls looking at facebook pictures)
Girl 1: “I feel so bad for people that are just so unattractive…That’s a really mean thing to say. Slap me!
Girl 2: Well it’s not that mean, at least you’re showing some sympathy…
- McLennan Library

TBD

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:37:40 +0000

Girl 1: Just cuz he’s Facebooking from prison doesn’t mean he’s ready to commit.
Girl 2: But … he sent me the shoes already! Dammit.
- Gym

Unless I can find his Friendster. Then he’s not worth it.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:34:35 +0000

Guy: I’ll go check his Facebook to look for his Myspace.
(finds his Myspace)
Guy: You’ve made it too easy, Sir! You’re going to get raped!
- AUS lounge

Somewhere out there, Mark Zuckerberg is thoroughly enjoying this.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 10 May 2007 14:50:04 +0000

Girl 1, leaving caf: Lets go back upstairs… I need to check if L.C. added me on facebook.
Girl 2: Yeah, and Brody.
Girl 1: Brody?
Girl 2: Yeah, Brody Jenner. J-E-N-N-E-R.
—Redpath

Famine? Pandemics? Apocalypse? As long as Facebook doesn’t change.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:46:03 +0000

(In class at 9:30 in the morning, girls looking at their laptops)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: This is horrible!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: I can’t believe they’ve done this just before exams! They’ve changed facebook!

—Poli 243

Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun are no longer in a relationship.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:24:22 +0000

Blonde Girl: What if the Nazi’s got facebook?
—AUS Lounge

“And if you had a profile, I might have known that.”

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:00:29 +0000

Guy 1: Oh, sorry man. I forgot to tell you about it… if you were on facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy 2: (looks pissed off) …I live two doors down from you…

—Molson

“What? No, that’s be way nerdy. I use it to stalk people.”

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:00:27 +0000

Younger Student: Do you have Facebook? (opens her Facebook profile) See, this is mine…
Continuing Ed/Older Student: HAHA! What’s that? You’re looking to get a date?!

—Stewart Bio

In Counter-Stalk 2.0, catching a Facebook stalker is called a Head Shot.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:49:07 +0000

Girl (to friend): We aren’t the only ones who stalk on facebook, are we?

—Arts Building

Blow up the photo to say, 100x, while you’re at it.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:31:00 +0000

Guy 1: I have a picture of your penis!
Guy 2:Really? Post it on facebook later!

—MORE house

I know what you did last summer. I checked your newsfeed.

Alex — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 20:29:31 +0000

Girl in the hall: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
(pauses)
…facebook!!
- Molson

If Facebook existed in the 60s, Bush would have never been President

Alex — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:44:34 +0000

Girl: So how was your night last night?
Guy: I dunno, we’ll have to see what the Facebook pictures say
- SnowAP Tent

Chris is.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:20:34 +0000

Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Chris lately?

Girl #2: No, Iâ€™m really worried about him.

Girl #1: Oh my god I know! Have you seen his facebook statuses?

And he just joined The Largest Group on Facebook. Oh Wow.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 22:43:57 +0000

[girl 1, recently dumped, looks at her ex's facebook profile]
girl 1: oh my god, he’s friended three new girls today!
girl 2: oh and look he wrote on their walls!
girl 1: oh my god! he’s totally sleeping with them all!

–Music Library

“If you want me that much, create a group about it, ok?”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 17:44:19 +0000

girl: I just can’t stop kissing you…did you hear me? I just said I can’t stop kissing you!
guy: ya, ya… Im looking at facebook pictures…can we talk later?

—SSMU LoungeÂ

And now it feels like you’re on overheardatmcgill.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:42:27 +0000

(After sitting down for two minutes)
Guy: I feel like I’m on facebook.

—hallway of a residenceÂ

Guy 1 has invited you to an event: “It’s fucking over, you dumb whore.” Would you like to accept?

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:56:03 +0000

[A large group of friends eating lunch.]
Girl 1: So what happened?
Girl 2: I don’t want to talk about it, ok? He sent me a facebook message, it’s over.

–BMH Caf

Tell me right now: Are you POKING someone ELSE?

Alex — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:43:00 +0000

[Girl walks away from guy. Guy chases after girl and just stops]
Guy: I DON’T UNDERSTAND! WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!
Girl: I canNOT BELIEVE YOU REMOVED ME FROM YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST!!!!

–Leacock

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Alex — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:43:00 +0000

girl #1: “invite your friends to the party on friday!”
girl #2: “[long pause]…how do i invite them if they’re not on facebook?”
boy #1 *wets himself*

—Exhibition Room (architecture building)