Overheard At McGill » food

I Eat Three Times A Day. Four If I’m Lonely.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:06:08 +0000

Girl: Food, when you’re high, is like porn. It’s just sooo good.

-New Rez Caf

But I Don’t, Because I Wouldn’t Want To Offend Anyone.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:47:37 +0000

Guy: Every time they make salmon I just want to yell, “smells like slut in here!”
-BMH

If Only Santa Claus Was This Generous.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:39:26 +0000

Girl: God, I’ve been so generous today! I gave away bacon, ham, sausage…vagina…

- Place Milton

That Girl Was Way Too Kinky For My Liking.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:14:43 +0000

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Waiter, I Ordered Ranch Dressing.

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:10:50 +0000

Girl: NO! It’s salad dressing, NOT semen!!

-Molson Hall

Two Legs Good, Four Legs Bad

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:57:31 +0000

Guy on the phone, in a serious tone: No, I totally understand you. This is serious, this is war. This is modern fucking war. You know what, we just have to put bacon bits everywhere.

-University and Milton

Abrevs Are Sweepin’ The Nashe

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:01:35 +0000

(At Metro Grocery Store. New Rez Girl surveys her shopping cart.)

New Rez Girl: You know, this is gonna be SO expen.

–Metro

A coffee break gone terribly, terribly wrong.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:01:50 +0000

(Guys in a group)

Guy: So that settles it…women don’t always lactate.

-Trottier

Potassium is always important, despite the orifice of entry.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:15:52 +0000

Guy: Did she use the strap-on banana?

- Outside Redpath cafeteria

My boyfriend packs me a lunch every morning!

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:50:41 +0000

Girl 1: Sex is like the best diet ever. You burn so many calories.

Girl 2: Uhhhh, that’s not a diet, that’s an exercise regime.

Girl 1: Not the sex I have…

Girl 2: Gross.

-Prince Arthur

…And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:13:10 +0000

Girl 1: Eating someone’s brains after they die is thoughtful?!
Girl 2: So they can live on through you!
Girl 3: Through what, your shit?!

- McTavish

â€œWhen you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend’s garden, you’ll know what to do!â€

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:38:57 +0000

Girl 1: Oh my god. Like, there aren’t enough veggie choices in the caf. I think I’m just going to get pizza again.
Girl 2: OH, SO YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE VEGETARIANS!
Girl 1 looks confused
Girl 2: You don’t eat chicken but you’ll eat tomato sauce!
Girl 1 stares in confusion and awe

-New Rez

Your ignorance made me vomit my Vitamin Water.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:00:01 +0000

Bro 1: If you just eat a whole chicken for breakfast, is that enough protein for the day?
Bro 2: No man, you don’t get protein from chicken, you get it from protein shakes…dumbass.

-New Rez

I apologize for taking all of those picnic baskets.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:52:05 +0000

Girl: Oh, Yom Kippur. I like it better than the other ones ’cause it sounds like Yogi Bear!

-Bronfman Lobby

Be Fruitful and Multiply

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:55:27 +0000

Guy #1: Pineapple is the best fruit on earth. If I had to choose between eating pineapple and having sex, I would definitely choose pineapple.
Guy #2: No…I would choose sex.

-Burnside Hall, Geo Lounge.

Nice douchebag, manners.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:00:12 +0000

Waiter: How would you like your eggs?
Guy #1: Easy-over please.
Guy #2: It’s over-easy, dude.
Girl: Yeah, he’s right.
Guy #1: Oh whatever.. hold my dick.
(pause)
Guy #1: Or wait.. dick my hold.

-Chez Cora

I’ll have the Carbon and Oxygen Trio. But can I replace the second Carbon with another Oxygen?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:34:40 +0000

Girl 1: I think I have food poisoning.
Girl 2: Yeah, it’s going around. I had it the other day, so did my friend. It must be something in the air.
- Schulich 5

What does “more cushion for the pushin’” mean?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:38:26 +0000

Ditsy girl: Yeah, there are so many terms I was unaware of, like I didn’t even know what love handles were until this year.
Ditsy girl’s friend: You mean until you got them?
- Douglas Cafeteria

Bring a girl a steak and feed her for a day. Teach her how to give great head and feed her for life!

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 26 May 2007 13:42:16 +0000

Drunk Girl: Well, I thought she could have gotten WAY more steaks for that blowjob but nooooo. She had to go up the hill to see some kids and fuck if I was giving her my last cigarette.

- Sherbrooke and St-Urbain

Dear Mom and Dad: Please send more money

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 19 May 2007 00:05:45 +0000

Girl talking to her friends
Girl: I ate cat food last night. I probably shouldn’t have said that.
– Prince Aurthur

And so the doughnut comes full circle.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 09 May 2007 23:08:35 +0000

Slightly overweight girl: Fuck the freshman 15. I mean, I’m supposed to make fun of fat people, not be one!

—

Because Canada starts with a K

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:57:59 +0000

(Two girls placing an order for food online)
Girl 1: What’s the postal code here?
Girl 2: um….I don’t know. I think it’s K3A something
Girl 1: Oh you mean H3A?
Girl 2: No, K ’cause we’re in Canada
Girl 1: …. for real?
Girl 2: yeah….is that not right?
Girl 1: oh my god.

—McConnell Residence

You Don’t Even Want to Try the Terriyaki

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 01 May 2007 23:18:21 +0000

Girl 1: Ew, this sushi is like jizz, here eat some so I’m not the only one.
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Come on, put it in your mouth. Just taste it. Just a little bit. I don’t want to be the only one.

—Odaki Sushi