Overheard At McGill » gay

Wall-to-walls are the new conversations.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:30:19 +0000

Girl 1: If I could connect to the internet, I would write FAG on your wall…
- Presse Cafe

We appreciate the included ‘[sic]‘, as we usually can’t tell if we should be making fun of the submitter as well…you grammar dork.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 18:22:53 +0000

Trashed girl: Wait, is all male strippers gay? [sic]
Guy: Ummmmmmm
- RVC

Willy’s Wonka VII: Chocolate-Covered Oompa Loompas

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:29:34 +0000

Guy 1: Yeah, but I mean the level of gay sex was just … I mean WOW. It was huge.
Girl 1: Well sure, but the midgets get caught everywhere.
- ARTS Cafe

If they don’t have AIDS by now, their immune system must be impregnible!

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:42:37 +0000

(Its a incredibly cold outside, 2 guys in winter jackets are in line for a bar. A bit down the street are around 4 gay guys in incredibly tight pink short sleeve t-shirts in a different line.)
Guy 1: Man look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I’m freezing and I’m in wearing a damn winter coat. What the fuck is wrong with those guys?
Guy 2: Obviously its cause their gay.
Guy 1: Ohhh…
- St. Laurent

and for the record lady, it shall only be up to His Highness to determine how close that pedestal places His crotch to my face

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 31 May 2007 13:52:24 +0000

Guy: Last year I had the Prince of Yemen in one of my Psych classes and he was absolutely beautiful.
Girl: Did you want to marry him and do dirty things to him?
Guy: No, it was more like put-him-on-a-pedestal-and-look-at-him-all-day kinda beautiful.

-The Atrium

Now Introducing the New, More Advanced Gaydar.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 29 May 2007 15:41:02 +0000

Guy (in a somewhat condescending manner): you know your shoes match your shirt
Girl: yeah, that’s kind of the point.
Guy: Oh.
– BDP

He’s not gay! He just so happens to be attentive to other men’s patterns of dress.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 20 May 2007 22:58:11 +0000

Gay Guy: You have such a man crush on him!
Straight Guy: No I don’t. (pause) Have you ever noticed how he always wears a solid-colored polo, with a solid-colored undershirt, and either jeans or khaki pants?! We call it “Charlie wear!”
Gay Guy: umm…man crush?!
– RVC lunch

Salad? You’ve obviously never had your poutine tossed.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:20:06 +0000

A bunch of American high-school students trying really hard to seem Quebec-legal having lunch
Student 1: Oh my God! You got a salad! That’s health food!
Student 2: It’s okay. We still love you.
Student 3: Oh my God! Salad!?! That’s so gay!

—Cafe Veranda

Or, if he persists, in his ass?

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:02:38 +0000

(In the computer lab, two guys are talking quite loudly)

Annoyed Guy: Man that guy needs to shut-up
Annoyed Guy’s friend: Want me to stick something in his mouth?

—FDA 1

‘And anyways, Anal? I’m totally a top.’

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:42:44 +0000

Guy: (to girl) “So i was leaning over and he was just pounding away.”
Another guy walks up: “So dude, you’re gay? I mean it sounds like anal is your thing.”
Girl: “You’re sick! He was leaning over the railing handing his brother a nail while his brother hammered a board in place!”

—Shatner

“Your dad made a cameo.”

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:00:58 +0000

Guy: I had a sex dream about you. I mean, about your brother.
Girl: EWWWWW.

—Leacock

Wait, lesbians shave their armpits?

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:33:09 +0000

[As she reads from "Daddy's Roommate", a children's book about having gay parents]
Prof: ‘Daddy and Frank do everything together. They shave together-’
[Pauses]
Prof: [to class] …I’m sorry, but if I was a lesbian, I don’t think I’d shave my legs with my girlfriend. Besides, WHAT do they shave together? ‘Hey, honey, wanna help me shave my pits?’

—Elementary Education 325

Fox News 1, Communist Homosexual Jewish Conspiracy 0

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:23:32 +0000

Girl 1 (to Guy 1): Yeah so … that guy Bob*? The gay one? So we went to see a counsellor and now he’s cured.
Guy 1 : (awkward pause) Umm …—POLI-339 conference

With time, you will learn to accept George Michael as your personal lord and saviour.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 23:04:49 +0000

Gay Guy: If you were gay, I’d totally do you.
Straight Guy: I’m not gay, dude.
Gay Guy: Nobody’s perfect.

—on the lower field

“I keep my phone on vibrate when I’m with family.”

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:15:18 +0000

(Sitting in class while the Prof is lecturing about homosexual-targeted marketing with a slideshow on the projector. The lights are dimmed, and in the middle, a student’s cell phone begins to ring to the tune of Abba’s Dancing Queen. Everybody goes silent to hear out the song in its entirety, while the phone’s male owner doesn’t attempt to silence it.)
Prof: (once the song has stopped) “I should have answered that and taken a message on the blackboard.”

—Sexual Diversity Studies

Considering there are only a dozen or so Newfies at McGill, chances are that if you know a Newfie, that was him.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 22:21:35 +0000

Newfie: See, in Newfoundland, we call AIDS “the hiv” and we assume that all homosexuals have it…and therefore avoid them.
Non-newfie: …dude, that’s fucking terrible.
Newfie: Well, I didn’t say that’s what I believe, but that’s how everybody else there feels.

— St. Catherine

And not enough Winstons

Alex — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 20:44:25 +0000

Girl 1: I saw your friend Matt today.
Girl 2: Matt? Which Matt?
Girl 1: Hot Matt.
Girl 2: Hot Volleyball Matt?
Girl 1: He’s not hot.
Girl 2: Ugly Matt?
Girl 1: No, Gay Matt… Metrosexual Matt…
(pause)
Girl 2: Ohhhh… that Matt.
Girl 1: There are too many Matts.
- RVC

Funny, that’s how I feel about Physics

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:54:04 +0000

After a physics exam:
Guy 1: I don’t understand how you can be gay.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now that I’ve *experienced* sodomy, I don’t understand how anyone can like it.

Isn’t it heteronormative for the submitter to assume that someone conscious of heteronormativity is gay?

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 22:34:17 +0000

Gay man to female friend: “Sorry, that was so heteronormative of me!”

Â —Roddick Gates

Overheard in the Libraries: Finals Edition

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:13:56 +0000

gay guy: That guy has serious potential.
girl: yeah, potential to reject you.

–Schulich Library

a lesbian foursome to improv jazz?

Alex — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:57:00 +0000

Girl: (whispering) “Seriously, what could be better than a lesbian threesome to classical music?”

—Leacock 132

“some people say i’m a liar.”

Alex — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:39:00 +0000

guy #1: some people say that i’m metrosexual.
guy #2: really?
guy #1: no, not really. i just made that up.
guy #2: oh.

Our Lawyer has advised us to not comment on this issue, due to its alleged gayness.

Alex — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:56:00 +0000

[Two guys walking out of the fitness centre]
Guy 1 (to Guy 2): “I feel like we should just get married. At least then cheating is a sin against God.”
Guy 2: “God already hates us.”
Guy 1: “Speak for yourself, homo.”

–McGill Gym

Overheard…in different ways

Alex — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:53:00 +0000

Ed Note: We got the same quote, from three different submitter, recalled in three different ways. It’s Overheard At McGill’s game of telephone. Each version recalls the exchange differently.

Version 1:
English major fails to comprehend angelology
(In ENGL 202, pur hero [the professor] explains that according to Paradise Lost, angels could have more pleasurable sex than mortals. He also explains that angels were exclusively depicted as males at the time…)
Girl: Who did the angels have sex with?
Ken Borris: Each other.
Girl: EW!

Version 2:
paradise lost?
guy: so they were having gay angel sex?
—-in eng. 202, filled with english majors or minors at 8:30 am

Version 3:
English Lecture on Paradise lost-

Guy- So they all have gay angel sex?
Prof- Uh.. Yeah!
Prejudiced annoying girl who always makes obnoxious comments: EWW!!

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Alex — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:01:00 +0000

[Two 11-year-olds on the 80 bus passing New Rez where two rainbow flags are hanging down]

Kid 1: What’s that flag?
Kid 2: It’s the Outgames flag.
Kid 1: No, the one with the 6 different colours.
Kid 2. Oh. I think that might be the McGill flag.