Overheard At McGill » ghetto-plateau

I told you not to leave The Bubble!

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:40:23 +0000

Girl 1: So how are you liking Montreal?
Girl 2: I really like it, but there’s so many people who speak french, you know?

- Leacock 132

At Least We Know They Aren’t Hipsters?

Overheard@McGill — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:19:51 +0000

Girl #1: Wait, is the Plateau a building?
Girl #2: Or is it like a region?

-Aylmer

Did You Want Me To Say Black? Because That’s Racist.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:37:39 +0000

Girl 1: I really like when windows are look-through resistant.
Girl 2: You mean tinted?
-Durocher & Prince Arthur

Technically, Being In A Bubble Can Be Considered Inside

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:34:07 +0000

Cop: Ladies, you’re not allowed to have open alcohol in public.
Girl #1: We know…
Girl #2: But we’re in the ghetto! Does that count?

-Milton & Hutchison

Does he have a beard? No… Does he wear glasses? No… Is it Francis? Yes!

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:52:13 +0000

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Don’t get her started on the penal code.

deathsmistress — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:34:43 +0000

Boy: I just got an interview with a law firm.
Girl: You want to be a lawyer?
Boy: No, I want to be a paralegal.
Girl: But… you can walk…

- Ghetto

Rum Runner Wishes and Sans Nom Fishstick Dreams.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:10:43 +0000

Guy (on phone): You’re just looking for the cheapest way possible to get completely wasted. Here at McGill, we have class. We drink, like, Rum Runner.

-University & Milton

My boyfriend packs me a lunch every morning!

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:50:41 +0000

Girl 1: Sex is like the best diet ever. You burn so many calories.

Girl 2: Uhhhh, that’s not a diet, that’s an exercise regime.

Girl 1: Not the sex I have…

Girl 2: Gross.

-Prince Arthur

If we were playing hangman, you’d be dead.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:48:45 +0000

Girl: Wait, wait.. What’s your name?
Guy: It rhymes with Fran. Just take out the R and change the F.
Girl: Tyler?

-MORE house

She’s in Justin Timberlake’s new music video for “Climax Me a River”

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:00:42 +0000

Girl: Don’t have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don’t mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn’t like that. I’m a fountain.

-Aylmer

“Needless to say, it was the most bitchin’ diorama ever”

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:14:54 +0000

A group of guys were talking while walking to class

Guy: “So on one side there was a pussy, and on the other side it had a grizzly bear standing up.”

- McGill Ghetto

Nice douchebag, manners.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:00:12 +0000

Waiter: How would you like your eggs?
Guy #1: Easy-over please.
Guy #2: It’s over-easy, dude.
Girl: Yeah, he’s right.
Guy #1: Oh whatever.. hold my dick.
(pause)
Guy #1: Or wait.. dick my hold.

-Chez Cora

I think he went to a Catholic school or something.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:55:10 +0000

Upper year girl, on a recent relationship with a much younger student: I couldn’t get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!

- McGill Ghetto

I’m sure some science student gets this joke and thinks it’s funny.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:25:32 +0000

Student: You know, in the circular vascatory system…wait…don’t overheard that!
-Ghetto

I’m sorry, I only speak NERD

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:43:43 +0000

Girl: I’m sorry, I don’t speak geek!-OH! Do you have Transformers?
- de Bullion

“And then it takes me 3 hours to roll the perfect joint.”

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:00:37 +0000

Guy: Yeah, you know, when I don’t blaze my OCD really comes out…

—-Prince Arthur

Disposition Accomplished!

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:00:40 +0000

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your birthday?
Guy 2: It was good.
Guy 1: Did you throw up?
Guy 2: Uh…yea the morning after.
Guy 1: (pumping his fist) Yes!!!!!—Durocher

Totally unconvincing Jedi pick-up line.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:00:36 +0000

Guy (walking alone, repeating to self out loud): “I will build a spaceship. Together we will rule the galactic empire!”

—Hutchison

“What? O@M posted it? Why?”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:00:10 +0000

Pretty blonde (to brunette friend): The problem with blonde jokes, is that sometimes I don’t get them.
—Durocher

Second favorite song? Fuck the Police.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:26:47 +0000

Girl 1: Peace, love and understanding is my favourite song!
Girl 2: [laughs] Yeah, I can relate to that. I don’t think police understand me either!

—Milton and Parc

Oh my god I just had the greatest idea! Tongue Uggs! OMG! Touggs!

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:40:53 +0000

(2 girls walking in the snow)
Girl 1: watch out for the frozen dog pee!
Girl 2: oh relax, i’m wearing boots… it’s not like i’m walking on my tongue!
Girl 1: WHAT?!?!
Girl 2: (stops) WHY DO I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?!

—Hutchison

Warning: Drinking beer only attractive if male.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 22:05:32 +0000

Girl (to her friend): “Ugh, this coat is so tight it’s like suffocating me!”
(Bunch of drunk guys walk by)
Drunk guy: “Wooohoooo! Check out the beer belly!”
Girl: “I HATE THIS COAT!!”

—Milton

“I think we went over this in class, but I was stoned at the time.”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:53:30 +0000

Girl: “Hey, how much was that eighth you bought last weekend?”
Guy: “Eighth? What’s an eighth? Is it like three-quarters?”

—Plateau

I’d explain what abridge means, but it’s really really long. I can’t tell the whole thing.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:47:01 +0000

(Several girls sitting outside a New Rez room)
Girl 1: OMG, the story is so funny, but it’s really really long. I can’t tell
the whole thing.
Girl 2: Oh please, come on, just tell it!
Girl 3: Can’t you just abridge it?
Girl 1: What about a bridge?
(stunned silence)

—New Rez

This might jog your memory.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:30:33 +0000

really drunk girl: (slurring her words) Oh my god, where are we going? I am so DRUNK!
other girl: Yeah, but it doesn’t matter! You won’t remember any of this in the morning!
really drunk girl: (laughs) SO TRUE.

— Alymer and Prince Arthur