Overheard At McGill » gym

Hey Baby, Wanna See My Google Analytics Page?

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:15:22 +0000

Girl 1: So like, when did he start getting so much ass? Is he even that attractive?
Girl 2: No! I think he just started getting ass when he started his blog.
- McGill Gym

I was piss drunk last night! Or was it the other way around?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:02:41 +0000

Loud Drunk Guy: And it was only after I took at giant swig from the bottle that I put two and two together and realized that it wasn’t flat beer. It was the bottle I had pissed in earlier.
-Outside Molson Stadium

Too soon?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:06:06 +0000

Girl: OH MY GOD, Heath Ledger died!
Guy: HOLY SHIT, REALLY?! Thank God they finished filming The Dark Knight in time.
- Outside the McGill Gym

How Stairs Work

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:57:38 +0000

Girl: Excuse me, where do these stairs go?
Guy: Well, they go up and they go down.
- McGill gym

Three cheers for wasted money on education! (McGill! McGill! McGill!)

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:35:37 +0000

(Dude 1 recites the “Mcgill once, Mcgill twice” cheer in its entirety)
Dude 2: That is honestly the best piece of poetry known to mankind.
Dude 3: Yeah, Plato don’t got shit on this guy.
Dude 1: Yeah man, and Shakespeare can just retire.
- Men’s Memorial Pool Locker Room @ the McGill Gym

It’s a great way to renew my wardrobe.

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:45:03 +0000

Jappy girl 1: Why did you leave your boots in the locker without a lock?
Jappy girl 2: Well, I’d just rather have $200 worth of stuff stolen than buy a $10 lock.
- McGill Gym Womens locker room

It might get more awkward when he tells her that his favorite activity is playing with his Snowy.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:32:05 +0000

Girl 1: The guy working tonight is hot.
Girl 2: Nah, he looks like Tin Tin.
Girl 1: Fuck that, I’d have sex with Tin Tin
[pause]
Girl 1: I mean, if he looked like that.
[pause]
Girl 1: But… he doesn’t.
[pause]
Girl 1: God, that was a lot more awkward than I thought it would be.

—Fitness Centre

Yes, but what are we peeing for?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:01:21 +0000

Girl 1: What are we doing with our lives?
Girl 2: I have to pee.

—Currie Gym

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s in My Bed

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:40:25 +0000

[In the Girls' Locker Room]
Girl 1: “did you think you were gonna sleep with him again?!”
Girl 2: “what? you babysat him!”
Girl 3: “He’s 19! at least he’s older…”

–the Gym

Why the market created trainers

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:44:11 +0000

skinny kid: So what are we going to work out today?
fat asian kid: probably just biceps again.
skinny kid: good call

—mcgill gym

Our Lawyer has advised us to not comment on this issue, due to its alleged gayness.

Alex — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:56:00 +0000

[Two guys walking out of the fitness centre]
Guy 1 (to Guy 2): “I feel like we should just get married. At least then cheating is a sin against God.”
Guy 2: “God already hates us.”
Guy 1: “Speak for yourself, homo.”

–McGill Gym

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Alex — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 19:31:00 +0000

“It can’t be that hard. People have been making babies for centuries.”
–Behind the McGill gym

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Alex — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:25:00 +0000

[two twelve year old boys walking down the hallway of the Currie gym]
Boy1: sometimes I… *sigh* I just don’t understand myself…
Boy2: well *I* don’t understand math
Boy1: sometimes….my head just goes to the birds.