Overheard At McGill » Molson

You Fucking With The Fire Equipment? No? Carry On.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:28:37 +0000

Girl: Right before he passed out in the hall he peed on your door.
Boy: There’s only one way to solve this; I’m peeing on his door.
-Molson

Well, third B.A.’s a charm, right?

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:11:29 +0000

Girl: …and I took this course thinking it would be, like, easy, but, like, we’re learning stuff that, like, I’ve never learned before!

Guy: Yeah, totally…

-Molson

Waiter, I Ordered Ranch Dressing.

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:10:50 +0000

Girl: NO! It’s salad dressing, NOT semen!!

-Molson Hall

…And remember, spay or neuter your froshies.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:48:10 +0000

Girl: Man, I was so upset when I got my period this morning! I was looking forward to having a month off and just getting an abortion in a couple of weeks. Seriously, sometimes life just isn’t fair.

-Molson Hall

Because, umm, there’s a fire in it! Wait, wrong cliche.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 17 May 2007 22:45:25 +0000

Screaming Drunk Guy: GET IN THE HOLE!!
– Outside Molson at 2:30 am on a Wednesday morning

“…and that was how I met your father”

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:05:12 +0000

Girl 1: She told me to sleep naked last night so that when you guys came in in the morning I’d be naked. I didn’t listen to her. I don’t usually sleep naked.
Girl 2: Didn’t you sleep naked the night before that?
Girl 1: Well, yeah. But that’s because I was too drunk to remember I wasn’t wearing pants. (pause) Tonight’s going to be one of those nights.

—Molson

Explosive Diarrhea = Twins

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:44:14 +0000

(Guy and girl are walking up steps)

Guy: But seriously, aren’t you afraid that when you give birth you’re going to shit yourself?

—Molson

All Hands on Deck

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:22:10 +0000

Rich Girl: “Yeah, that was my pickup line over the summer: ‘So, wanna walk me down to my boat?’”
Girl: “haha nice… what’s your pickup line now?”
Rich Girl: “Um….’So, wanna bone?’”

—Molson

“And if you had a profile, I might have known that.”

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:00:29 +0000

Guy 1: Oh, sorry man. I forgot to tell you about it… if you were on facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy 2: (looks pissed off) …I live two doors down from you…

—Molson

“In my defense, he stole my crayon.”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:41:07 +0000

Guy: “You couldn’t defend yourself against a three-year-old so you had to knee him in the nuts?”

—Molson

Rodney King would not be loved.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:48:40 +0000

Newfie: Newfies aren’t for kicking…they’re for loving!

—Molson

“Paramedic? I thought he was my date.”

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:50:20 +0000

[Girl opening mail]
Girl: Ambulance bill?? I thought that was a cab….

- Molson

“It sounds almost as hollow as when I do it on my head”

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 22:29:50 +0000

(Stoners walk into a elevator)
Stoned Skinny Girl: I still cant figure out why it makes that sound.
(The skinny girl keeps knocking her fist into her lung. It makes a drum-like sound)
Stoned Skinny Girl: Its almost like my heart is thumping.
Stoned Guy: Maybe its like cause the lung is a cavity or something.
Skinny Stoned Girl: Even if its a cavity why would it make that sound?
(The stoners exit. Still confused)

– Molson Hall Elevator

Yes, I’ve been fucking the shower but the slimy bitch has been cheating on me.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 22:55:04 +0000

Girl 1: “im getting warts from the shower”
Girl 2: “like…. genital warts?”

–Molson Bathroom