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I Wear Less Clothing In The Summer. It Makes No Sense!

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:59:34 +0000

Girl: I know that we sweat more in summer than in winter, but I don’t remember why!

-RVC

He Thought Harold & Kumar Was Total Trash Though.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:05:46 +0000

Girl #1: So is he a pothead?
Girl #2: Oh, no – but he does smoke a lot, and deal…
-RVC Caf

Breaking News: International War Tribunal Rejects Pikachu’s Defense of “I was only following orders.”

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:48:03 +0000

Guy: You do realize what you just did, right? You tied a Holocaust paper to Pokemon.
- RVC

That’s what she said?

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:40:05 +0000

Girl 1: Let’s make a shrine
Girl 2: Of what?
Girl 3: Your mom.
- RVC

Ils n’ont pas de sous-titres pour leurs guerres de gangs pour t’embÃªter.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:43:03 +0000

Girl 1: There isn’t much gang violence in Montreal, or at least you don’t hear about it.
Girl 2: That’s only because it’s all in French.
- RVC dorm

It said something about stronger boners.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:57:22 +0000

Girl 1 (to Girl #2): Why do you keep chugging your milk?
Girl 2: I read somewhere that if you drink lots of milk, your breasts get bigger!
Girl 3: Where the hell did you read that?
Girl 2: On a Japanese website…
- RVC Cafeteria

We appreciate the included ‘[sic]‘, as we usually can’t tell if we should be making fun of the submitter as well…you grammar dork.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 18:22:53 +0000

Trashed girl: Wait, is all male strippers gay? [sic]
Guy: Ummmmmmm
- RVC

He’s not gay! He just so happens to be attentive to other men’s patterns of dress.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 20 May 2007 22:58:11 +0000

Gay Guy: You have such a man crush on him!
Straight Guy: No I don’t. (pause) Have you ever noticed how he always wears a solid-colored polo, with a solid-colored undershirt, and either jeans or khaki pants?! We call it “Charlie wear!”
Gay Guy: umm…man crush?!
– RVC lunch

“Come to think of it, that was how she got the job in the first place”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:11:43 +0000

Girl 1: SO how do you kill a rat?
Indian Girl: Well, my maid beats it to death with a broom…
Girl #1: (confused)
Indian Girl: My maid is like hardcore she can beat anything to death…

– RVC

She told me it was immaculately conceived, but I could only fall for that shit once.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:49:10 +0000

Girl: My friend from the seminary is pregnant! With a baby! In her tummy!

—RVC

Also members of the D-Club: Their male friends’ transcripts.

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:13:12 +0000

Girl 1: I have a d-cup!
Girl 2: I have a d-cup too!
Girl 3: Me too!
Girl 1: Yay! D-club!!!

—RVC

Oh, right, Orangentina.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:28:29 +0000

(Talking about some documentary she’s seen in class.)
Ignorant Girl: Yeah, it’s set in Panovo.
Clearly Better Informed Friend: (confused) What? Where?
Ignorant Girl: In Panovo. (louder) PANOVO. (spells slowly) P-A-N-O-V-O.
Clearly Better Informed Friend: I really don’t know what you’re referring to.
Ignorant Girl: You must know about it, you just don’t remember. It’s one of the Spanish speaking countries.
—RVC Cafeteria

Make Out Monday

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:38:46 +0000

Girl 1: Why are all the guys I’ve made out with in the caf at the same time today?
Girl 2: Because there’s 16 of them.
—RVC

“Mom, I thought we talked about this!”

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:13:52 +0000

Girl: What? You had Tantric Sex with my father?

—RVC Cafeteria

“My gynecologist slipped me a roofie.”

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:53:15 +0000

Girl: “I remember the last time I passed out – it was at my pap smear…”

—RVC Cafeteria

It’s Under The Moose

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:01:58 +0000

Girl: I can’t believe it! I’m in Canada and I can’t get ice!

—RVC Caf

…by Calculus

Alex — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:02:32 +0000

Post-Carnival Hungover Girl: Don’t you know what happened to me? I passed out in the RVC study room. I could have been raped!

My porn star name’s Cocky Coquette

Alex — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 22:20:57 +0000

Girl 1: So, a cockblock and cocktease pretty much explain themselves in the name
Girl 2: Cockblock, cocktease, I’m cock-everything!
- RVC Cafe

And not enough Winstons

Alex — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 20:44:25 +0000

Girl 1: I saw your friend Matt today.
Girl 2: Matt? Which Matt?
Girl 1: Hot Matt.
Girl 2: Hot Volleyball Matt?
Girl 1: He’s not hot.
Girl 2: Ugly Matt?
Girl 1: No, Gay Matt… Metrosexual Matt…
(pause)
Girl 2: Ohhhh… that Matt.
Girl 1: There are too many Matts.
- RVC

But isn’t there more to life than being really, really, really really ridiculously good-looking?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:01:33 +0000

[While eating dinner at RVC]
Gardner Girl #1 looksÂ around the cafeteria, says to Gardner Girl #2: “We are ridiculously good-looking…”

–RVC Cafeteria

“Lez Rez”: Creeping people out for over 100 years

Alex — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:49:00 +0000

Bummed out girl: “Dude, it’s not like anyone masturbates to ME…”
Eager friend: That’s not true!

–RVC

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Alex — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:44:00 +0000

Girl 1: “Because you know, the Persians decimated the Polish in the third World War.”
Girl 2: “Wait. Did they really?!”

–RVC Cafeteria