Overheard At McGill » sex

While your wallet is replaceable, your v-card is not.

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:31:06 +0000

Girl 1: Hey, your bag is open.
Girl 2: It’s always open, just like my legs.

- Leacock

The truth can be hard to swallow.

Overheard@McGill — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:14:09 +0000

Guy: How did you find your sources?

Girl: I sucked Wikipedia’s dick.

-New Rez Caf

The Lesser Known Engineering Stereotype?

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:07:29 +0000

Guy: Dude, of course she’s going to go down all the way. She’s an engineer.

- Leacock

Gay Means Happy, Right?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:50:41 +0000

Girl 1: Can you be gay if you’ve never had sex with anyone?
Girl 2: I don’t know…do you feel gay when you masturbate?

–Shatner

I Hope The Left One Doesn’t Cry This Time.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:17:03 +0000

Girl: “It feels like my inner thighs are making love to each other”

- McConnell cafeteria

Although I did learn that a rock hard body in motion stays in motion.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:49:48 +0000

Girl: I wish I could do physics as well as I can do guys.

-Laird Hall

We Can Do It Better Ourselves

Overheard@McGill — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:07:43 +0000

Guy 1: With so much plastic surgery these days, it’s so hard to tell how old a person is by just looking at them.
Guy 2: If you really wanna know, just look at a person’s hands. You can tell by age spots and wrinkles.
Girl: Not me! When I get older I’m gonna get a hand job!

-New Rez

I just want to effing die. You know, dye my hair.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:09:29 +0000

Girl 1: I’m not a fan of the cock.
Girl 2: …..excuse me?
Girl 1: You know. The Cock. Cockiness. In guys?
Girl 2: *stares in awe*

- Adams Auditorium

My dog ate it.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:20:02 +0000

Prof: The most common way to experience the feeling of ecstasy is through orgasm… Have you all had orgasms? I hope so… That’s your homework tonight. Everyone needs to go home and have an orgasm.

-Arts Legacy

Your call is important to us. Please keep the phone in your vagina to maintain your calling priority.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:16:54 +0000

Girl: It’s like the Rogers people put an electric buzzer up your vagina and it goes off every time you try to call customer service!

- Lower field

…And Soon Your Pee Will Be, As Well.

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:00:44 +0000

Girl: Being a prostitute in Mexico? Thats actually a pretty good idea.
Boy: Umm, why?
Girl: All the guys are tan there!
-Milton Gates

Just make sure to negotiate a good copay

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:10:27 +0000

Girl: Sleeping with TAs isn’t slutty; it’s just good sense. It’s like buying insurance for your GPA.

- Milton

And by the way, I’m pregnant…and constipated.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:01:54 +0000

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Does he have a beard? No… Does he wear glasses? No… Is it Francis? Yes!

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:52:13 +0000

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Unfortunately, this is generally a different type of screwing.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:40:58 +0000

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

And it doesn’t help that it’s not my apartment…

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:15:25 +0000

Guy: I feel like a rapist when I open doors with gloves on.

–Leacock

That Girl Was Way Too Kinky For My Liking.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:14:43 +0000

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Coiffed my brains out!

overheardatmcgill — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:20:25 +0000

Girl 1: Your hair looks really good today!
Girl 2: Thanks! I had a lot of sex last night.

-Campus

In Lieu of Flowers, Please Send…

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:40:58 +0000

Girl: Yeah, I saw a lot of penises this weekend.

–Trottier

Dating the guy who plays Barney has its drawbacks.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:31:05 +0000

Girl: He was on top of me, and the next thing I know he started to take off his dinosaur suit.

–Arts Building

We made love, and as the sun rose, I gave her the money shot. Fuckin’ right!

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:23:08 +0000

Guy: Yeah, i got her a fucking heart-shaped box of chocolate and shit.
Girl: Aww, that’s so romantic.

-Campus

Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you’ll land among the Mexicans.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:55:09 +0000

Girl 1: The only thing keeping me in university is fear of what other people would think if I dropped out.

Girl 2: Yeah, if it weren’t for society, I would totally just go to Mexico and be a prostitute.

-Second Cup

The sexual exchange rate is just in the toilet now…

ducsdecarlo — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:01:59 +0000

Guy: I hug you and all I get is head.

- outside Wong

Next Question. What Does ORG Stand For? Anyone?

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:25:44 +0000

Professor:Â Does anyone know what MAT stands for?
(Silence)
Professor:Â MÃ©nage Ã trois.
(Laughter)
Oblivious Student:Â Must be a lot of French people here…

-Otto Maass

…and that’s when I switched my major to physiology.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:00:38 +0000

Professor:Â There are normal and excessive sex organs. Excessive organs are like breasts in women. We’ll touch upon them next class.

-Subway in Arts