Overheard At McGill » shatner

Beam me up, Skipper!

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:14:05 +0000

Girl: Are we McGillers…or McGillians? McGillians makes sense, right? William Shatner was the star of Gilligan’s Island.

–Leacock

‘And anyways, Anal? I’m totally a top.’

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 21:42:44 +0000

Guy: (to girl) “So i was leaning over and he was just pounding away.”
Another guy walks up: “So dude, you’re gay? I mean it sounds like anal is your thing.”
Girl: “You’re sick! He was leaning over the railing handing his brother a nail while his brother hammered a board in place!”

—Shatner

Well, I also hate those thieving Engineers.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:06:46 +0000

(Walking by clubs offices)
Guy 1: (Gives the finger to a closed office door) “Yeah fuck you.”
Guy 2: (reads sign on door) “Uh…that wasn’t cool, what was that for?”
Guy 1: “Just jealous of people with offices and we don’t.”
Guy 2: “Oh ok…cause I thought you had something against the National Society of Black Engineers.”

—Shatner, Fourth Floor

…or maybe it’s because you’re a racist.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:07:27 +0000

White Girl: I don’t know why I don’t like dark-skinned people…
White Guy: Maybe because you’re a racist?
White Girl (annoyed): NO. I just don’t like them.
—Shatner Lounge

“I was also planning to do a semester abroad in Paris, but decided against, for the same reason”

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:59:49 +0000

(3 girls chatting on the blue couches; kinda-feminist girl has to sell tickets to the Vagina Monologues)
kinda-feminist girl: You guys should come see the Vagina Monologues.
other girl: Mmmm, I think it’s too feminist for me.
kinda-feminist girl: (slightly sarcastic) Oh OK then why don’t you just go have children and live in your kitchen?
other girl: Haha. Well, still I might walk out of the play feeling like I don’t have to shave my legs anymore.

—Shatner lounge

“Your accent had absolutely nothing to do with it.”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:23:32 +0000

Guy: Are you Irish?
Girl: Yes, how’d you know?
Guy: You’re wearing a green sweater…

—Shatner

Hey, Somalia, you want some foreign aid taking off those dirty, dirty sanctions?

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:58:51 +0000

Guy: We’re taking it back, I’m putting the rape back in diplomatic relations.

—SSMU Lounge

I’m sorry, let me make it up to you. You up for another round?

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:02:31 +0000

(Guy and girl come out of a club office)
Guy: So, are we good now?
Girl: I don’t know . . . you really hurt me.
Guy: Babe, come on, it’s like 8 inches. Â It’s gotta hurt a little.
Girl:[disgusted stare]

—4th Floor, ShatnerÂ

“If you want me that much, create a group about it, ok?”

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 17:44:19 +0000

girl: I just can’t stop kissing you…did you hear me? I just said I can’t stop kissing you!
guy: ya, ya… Im looking at facebook pictures…can we talk later?

—SSMU LoungeÂ

Also, this whole You-Enn thing? Turns out its not just a negative prefix.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:34:42 +0000

[at SSUNS, the McGill Model UN Conference]
Male Staff: “Whoa! That’s so weird! I never knew that NGO stood for Non-Governmental Organization! I guess that makes sense though.”
Female Staff: “And this is your… third year of SSUNS?”
Male Staff: “Second.”

4Colors

Alex — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:04:00 +0000

Girl #1: Are you okay, hon?
Female voice from inside bathroom stall: I don’t know. Is it normal if it’s purple?
–Bathroom at 4Floors

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Alex — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:07:00 +0000

[The first week of classes]
Freshman girl 1: I have one professor teaching three of my classes!
Freshman girl 2: What’s his name?
Freshman girl 1: Staff.

–Shatner Lounge

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Alex — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:47:00 +0000

“I know I’m in politics, but democracy just really doesn’t make that much sense to me.”
—–Shatner lobby, right outside of the Students’ Society office

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Alex — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:28:00 +0000

“How come I never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
–Overheard in Shatner

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Alex — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:57:00 +0000

Limping Girl [in crutches]: I tried something new last night…
Guy: Anal?

–Shatner Lobby