Overheard At McGill » WTF

A bit more than your head can.

Overheard@McGill — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:37:09 +0000

Girl (to Cashier): How much data can a 4GB USB fit?

-McGill Bookstore

Head explodes

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:28:43 +0000

Prof: Angela Davis will be here on Friday to give a talk… Now, does anyone know who Angela Davis is?

Student: Isn’t that the woman who was raped and killed?

-Adams Auditorium

Your call is important to us. Please keep the phone in your vagina to maintain your calling priority.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:16:54 +0000

Girl: It’s like the Rogers people put an electric buzzer up your vagina and it goes off every time you try to call customer service!

- Lower field

You Fucking With The Fire Equipment? No? Carry On.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:28:37 +0000

Girl: Right before he passed out in the hall he peed on your door.
Boy: There’s only one way to solve this; I’m peeing on his door.
-Molson

Abortion Makes My Butt Look Big

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:56:05 +0000

Guy: What do you think about euthanasia?
Girl: I think they’re tacky…
Guy: What?
-Schulich Library

I can’t help it if the animals I kill have heavy flows and wide-set vaginas!

overheardatmcgill — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:00:55 +0000

Professor: The slaughter industry is the biggest user of tampons in Canada.

-Class

And it doesn’t help that it’s not my apartment…

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:15:25 +0000

Guy: I feel like a rapist when I open doors with gloves on.

–Leacock

Dating the guy who plays Barney has its drawbacks.

tdomf_9e22f — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:31:05 +0000

Girl: He was on top of me, and the next thing I know he started to take off his dinosaur suit.

–Arts Building

Two Legs Good, Four Legs Bad

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:57:31 +0000

Guy on the phone, in a serious tone: No, I totally understand you. This is serious, this is war. This is modern fucking war. You know what, we just have to put bacon bits everywhere.

-University and Milton

A coffee break gone terribly, terribly wrong.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:01:50 +0000

(Guys in a group)

Guy: So that settles it…women don’t always lactate.

-Trottier

The sexual exchange rate is just in the toilet now…

ducsdecarlo — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:01:59 +0000

Guy: I hug you and all I get is head.

- outside Wong

Buddy, You’re Talking to Yourself Again

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:41:50 +0000

Guy: If either of us was to become a paranoid schizophrenic and kill someone, I think it’s less likely to be me…

-Arts Building Steps

No you cannot cry on my shoulder.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:48:38 +0000

Guy:…and that’s how I got Herpes in both my eyes.

-University and Milton

Whatever, it’s all Greek to me.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:12:43 +0000

Student 1: (looks at paper) Wait, so what is this? Egyptian?
Student 2: No, actually that’s math…

–Trottier

…And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:13:10 +0000

Girl 1: Eating someone’s brains after they die is thoughtful?!
Girl 2: So they can live on through you!
Girl 3: Through what, your shit?!

- McTavish

If we were playing hangman, you’d be dead.

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:48:45 +0000

Girl: Wait, wait.. What’s your name?
Guy: It rhymes with Fran. Just take out the R and change the F.
Girl: Tyler?

-MORE house

“Needless to say, it was the most bitchin’ diorama ever”

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:14:54 +0000

A group of guys were talking while walking to class

Guy: “So on one side there was a pussy, and on the other side it had a grizzly bear standing up.”

- McGill Ghetto

Al Franken: The Political Years

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:00:48 +0000

“I got really drunk and woke up in a corn field in Minnesota.”

-the benches by Leacock

Be Fruitful and Multiply

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:55:27 +0000

Guy #1: Pineapple is the best fruit on earth. If I had to choose between eating pineapple and having sex, I would definitely choose pineapple.
Guy #2: No…I would choose sex.

-Burnside Hall, Geo Lounge.

I’d rather be a bigot than a f***ing bumblebee…

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:00:52 +0000

Prof: There have been accounts of down syndrome kids who’ve done really well, gone on to get university degrees… usually from Concordia.

-Stewart Bio

Wasn’t that the season finale of What Not To Wear?

overheardatmcgill — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:35:34 +0000

Professor: I don’t even turn on the television anymore. It’s just violence. It’s all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.
- 19th Century Philosophy

This is our fourth dog in five years…

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:25:41 +0000

Prof: There are typically three signs that indicate a child may be at risk for developing pyschotic tendencies. What are they?
Student: Pyromania, mutilating or killing animals, and early sexual tendencies.
Prof: That’s right. Now if you’re a parent and your kid is having sex with flaming animals, I would get that checked out.
- McConnell 13

Oh, is this also Drop Out Health Services?

overheardatmcgill — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 13:40:20 +0000

Secretary: Can you come in at 12:30 on Friday to see a doctor?
Student: No, I have class.
Secretary: How about 1?
Student: No, I have class
Secretary: How about 1 on Thursday?
Student: No, I still have class
Secretary: Well, HOW do you expect to see a doctor if you have class all the time?!
- Student Health Services

I hope Santa comes 9 months early this year.

overheardatmcgill — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:34:53 +0000

Girl: I want a baby for Christmas.
- Geo Lounge

This isn’t particularly funny. I just kind of want to know the answer.

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:12:46 +0000

Guy: Hey you ever notice how American cornpops are different than Canadian ones?
New rez girl: YEAH! I know, eh! Think about it!
(Silence)
- New Rez