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Mine is crossing the street…

Overheard@McGill — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:19:02 +0000

Girl: That’s what my skill is when I’m drunk – flushing toilets

- Burnside

This is what happens when you agree to be set up on a blind threesome.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:37:01 +0000

Girl: [to two guys] I actually thought you two would be Asian, you know, because I heard you were really smart…

-Leacock

I Eat Three Times A Day. Four If I’m Lonely.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:06:08 +0000

Girl: Food, when you’re high, is like porn. It’s just sooo good.

-New Rez Caf

Ten double doubles to go please

Overheard@McGill — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:42:43 +0000

Girl 1: Chances of winning the Tim Hortons free coffee are 1 out of 10
Girl 2: No, my sister said even if you buy 10 you might not win

- SSMU Lounge

While your wallet is replaceable, your v-card is not.

tdomf_9e22f — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:31:06 +0000

Girl 1: Hey, your bag is open.
Girl 2: It’s always open, just like my legs.

- Leacock

She’s friends with Nora Pinephrine

Overheard@McGill — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:51:30 +0000

*Drunk girl cracks open a beer*

Sober girl: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Drunk girl: I’m fine! Ask me anything!
Sober girl: Ok. What does Serotonin do?
Drunk girl: Sero-tonin?
Sober girl: See, you’re drunk!
Drunk girl: But…Sarah Tonin! I don’t know who she is!

-New Rez

The truth can be hard to swallow.

Overheard@McGill — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:14:09 +0000

Guy: How did you find your sources?

Girl: I sucked Wikipedia’s dick.

-New Rez Caf

The Lesser Known Engineering Stereotype?

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:07:29 +0000

Guy: Dude, of course she’s going to go down all the way. She’s an engineer.

- Leacock

You Mean I Don’t Get to Teach!? This School is Bullshit.

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:53:02 +0000

H.S. Girl: So, how do I know if I should go to graduate studies or undergraduate studies?
Tour Guide: You have to do an undergraduate degree before going on to graduate studies.
H.S. Girl: Okay, so how do I find out if I’ve done one?

–McGill Campus Tour

Gay Means Happy, Right?

overheardatmcgill — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:50:41 +0000

Girl 1: Can you be gay if you’ve never had sex with anyone?
Girl 2: I don’t know…do you feel gay when you masturbate?

–Shatner

A bit more than your head can.

Overheard@McGill — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:37:09 +0000

Girl (to Cashier): How much data can a 4GB USB fit?

-McGill Bookstore

I Hope The Left One Doesn’t Cry This Time.

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:17:03 +0000

Girl: “It feels like my inner thighs are making love to each other”

- McConnell cafeteria

Although I did learn that a rock hard body in motion stays in motion.

tdomf_9e22f — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:49:48 +0000

Girl: I wish I could do physics as well as I can do guys.

-Laird Hall

We Can Do It Better Ourselves

Overheard@McGill — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:07:43 +0000

Guy 1: With so much plastic surgery these days, it’s so hard to tell how old a person is by just looking at them.
Guy 2: If you really wanna know, just look at a person’s hands. You can tell by age spots and wrinkles.
Girl: Not me! When I get older I’m gonna get a hand job!

-New Rez

He Gave Me All This Free Wine!

Overheard@McGill — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:38:43 +0000

Girl: How can you have sexual thoughts about Jesus!?!?!

-Aylmer & St. Catherine

Taken From Overheard@Queen’s

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:31:08 +0000

Girl: It’s just a research paper so there’s no thought process. Just plagiarism, plagiarism, plagiarism.

-Leacock 26.

A Man’s Best Friend, But A Woman’s Lover

Overheard@McGill — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:30:05 +0000

Girl: My sister got swine flu…
Guy: Oh yeah?
Girl: … then she passed it to my dog.

-Bronfman

I just want to effing die. You know, dye my hair.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:09:29 +0000

Girl 1: I’m not a fan of the cock.
Girl 2: …..excuse me?
Girl 1: You know. The Cock. Cockiness. In guys?
Girl 2: *stares in awe*

- Adams Auditorium

Side Effects Are A Love of Star Trek And No Girlfriend.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:36:05 +0000

Professor: What population has a high rate of myopia?
Student: Nerds?

-Leacock

I’d come along, but I’m allergic to irony.

tdomf_9e22f — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:14:01 +0000

Girl 1: Hey do you want to revise for chem tomorrow?
Girl 2: I can’t, I’m going to the procastination workshop at 2.

-Leacock

Swine Flu or Wine Flu?

Overheard@McGill — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:02:04 +0000

Girl on the phone: So I figured it out. I thought I had swine flu because I had all the symptoms, including the nausea. But now I think it was just a hangover.

-Metro Grocery Store

But I’ll Make Sure She Doesn’t Get A Facebook Invite To A-Side Mondays

Overheard@McGill — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:03:18 +0000

Girl #1: Dude! That girl definitely just cut us in line! You gotta say something to her.
Girl #2: Ahh I can’t. She irrigates my crops on Farmville.

-New Rez

I’m Not Crying. I Just Have Red Tape In My Eye.

deathsmistress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:43:41 +0000

Girl #1: Can I make an appointment to see an adviser?
Guy Behind Counter: Yeah, sure. Your assigned adviser is available.
Girl #1: Uh…..can I see someone else? She made me cry last time.
Girl #2 In Line: OMG me too!
Girl #3: YEAH me too!!!

-Dawson Hall

Head explodes

overheardatmcgill — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:28:43 +0000

Prof: Angela Davis will be here on Friday to give a talk… Now, does anyone know who Angela Davis is?

Student: Isn’t that the woman who was raped and killed?

-Adams Auditorium

Will I Get Into Grad School? My Crystal Ball Says No.

tdomf_9e22f — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:18:22 +0000

Girl: Where can I find the listing with all the jobs that I can apply for?
Receptionist: Do you know myFuture?
Girl: WHAT? Your future?

-CAPS

Overheard At McGill » Uncategorized

Mine is crossing the street…

This is what happens when you agree to be set up on a blind threesome.

I Eat Three Times A Day. Four If I’m Lonely.

Ten double doubles to go please

While your wallet is replaceable, your v-card is not.

She’s friends with Nora Pinephrine

The truth can be hard to swallow.

The Lesser Known Engineering Stereotype?

You Mean I Don’t Get to Teach!? This School is Bullshit.

Gay Means Happy, Right?

A bit more than your head can.

I Hope The Left One Doesn’t Cry This Time.

Although I did learn that a rock hard body in motion stays in motion.

We Can Do It Better Ourselves

He Gave Me All This Free Wine!

Taken From Overheard@Queen’s

A Man’s Best Friend, But A Woman’s Lover

I just want to effing die. You know, dye my hair.

Side Effects Are A Love of Star Trek And No Girlfriend.

I’d come along, but I’m allergic to irony.

Swine Flu or Wine Flu?

But I’ll Make Sure She Doesn’t Get A Facebook Invite To A-Side Mondays

I’m Not Crying. I Just Have Red Tape In My Eye.

*Head explodes*

Will I Get Into Grad School? My Crystal Ball Says No.

Head explodes