Drunk girl: It’s like a penis, only smaller…

40 year old woman: Psychology… is that like Extra Sensory Perception?

Psychology student: um, no.

—Stewart Biology, at the McGill Psychology Student Association booth:

Volunteer: “Hi, welcome to ______ club. Sign up to be a volunteer.”
Student: “Hi, do you get paid to volunteer?”

Prof: so using this website, you can all live like Renaissance millionaires by listening to all the music you want and having a big orgy

-leacock

“How many calories are in Vitamin C…let’s go on an only Vitamin C diet”

Girl 1: I kid you not, it was as big as his arm from elbow to wrist!
Girl 2: That would be seriously painful

Guy: What? You don’t eat meat?
Girl: Just because I’m vegan, doesn’t mean I don’t eat meat…*wink wink*

Girl 1; I can’t go to any of my classes today
Girl 2; why not ?
Girl 1: because I have to shower

–Bronfman Basement

Guy: You might as well not have a uterus.

-Milton Gates

“So you run out of the lab screaming “I FOUND THE NEURON!!” and then you realize that it’s 4am and there’s no one there to hear you except your anesthetized cat” – McIntyre Medical