Guy: What’s 14+9?
Girl: 21. (looks satisfied with her quick and “correct” answer)
Guy: Damn, you’re fast.
Girl: Haha, you thought you almost had me there.

—New Rez elevator

Girl: (to two friends) I was wondering today if water has calories and so I checked the label. It doesn’t.
—New Rez

Prof: “Oh, today is Johnny Cash’s birthday. In case you need a reason to drink.”

—COMP 280

Guy 1: I never get what’s up with all the people wearing Che Guevara shirts?
Guy 2: What did he do anyway?
Guy 1: I don’t know, something in Cuba.

—St Catherine

Guy: You guys have mounted police? They go around on horses? That is sooo “Age of Empires”!

—BMH

Girl: I don’t like to be licked out of context.

—New Rez Common Room

(Girl asks question)
Prof: Well the short answer would be yes, and by yes I mean no.

—Linguistics – Syntax I

Blonde Girl: What if the Nazi’s got facebook?
—AUS Lounge

Teacher: Proving the equation is easy, but how do you derive it?
Student: You google it and then confirm the answer?

—Math 249

Guy 1: Oh, sorry man. I forgot to tell you about it… if you were on facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy 2: (looks pissed off) …I live two doors down from you…

—Molson