As you may have noticed, Overheard as slowed down a bit, with exams and whatnot. This is partially us being busy and you not submitting (probably because you are busy). So, here’s the memo. We’re goin’ on break. We’ll be back at the beginning of Winter Semester, so don’t you worry.

Have a good break getting drunk with your less smart friends at home.

(Guy and Girl riding in a elevator)
Girl: I said “groups”, NOT boobs. God.
Guy: Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I see boobs everywhere; everything is boobs to me. (Points to the elevator buttons.) Look at these – nipples arranged in a particular pattern.

–Schulich

Girl 1: So, are you coming back for New Year’s?
Girl 2: Oh, definitely… when is New Year’s this year? The 31st?
Girl 1: Yeah, I think so…

-HISP 225

Guy:…and that’s how I got Herpes in both my eyes.

-University and Milton

Freshman Girl: Excuse me, where did you get that Tim Hortons cup?

Confused Older Student: Uhh… Tim Hortons?

-Schulich

A couple is walking out of a restaurant.

Guy: Now it’s time for surprise number three!
Girl: Don’t you mean surprise number two?
Guy: No, surprise two was taking you to dinner.
Girl: What was surprise number one, then?
Guy: Having sex before dinner.

Girl pauses to think.

Girl: Oh, right.

-St. Catherine