Girl: Sleeping with TAs isn’t slutty; it’s just good sense. It’s like buying insurance for your GPA.

- Milton

Guy: What do you think about euthanasia?
Girl: I think they’re tacky…
Guy: What?
-Schulich Library

Girl 1: What’s the Capital of Alaska?
Girl 2: Anchorage?
Girl 1: Let’s look at the map.
Girl 2: Oh my God, Alaska is attached to Canada!?! I always thought it was an island!

-McConnell

(discussing upcoming exam)

Student: As long as we’re giving relevant responses – it’s 4/20; go get high.
Prof: Best. Thread. Ever.

-WebCT

Girl: …and I took this course thinking it would be, like, easy, but, like, we’re learning stuff that, like, I’ve never learned before!

Guy: Yeah, totally…

-Molson

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

Professor: The slaughter industry is the biggest user of tampons in Canada.

-Class