Girl: It’s like the Rogers people put an electric buzzer up your vagina and it goes off every time you try to call customer service!

- Lower field

Guy on the phone: I don’t know bro…I mean, maybe I should’ve just lied and said I love her.
- Redpath Library

Student on cell phone: Hey, do you want to come see a play with me tonight? Ya? It’s the “Taming of the Shrew,” it’s based on that movie: “Ten Things I Hate About You!”
- Arts Building West Wing

Squeegee guy (holding bucket of water and talking on his cell phone): Hello?…. On fire?!…. Holy fuck, I’ll be right there.
- Lower Field

Girl (in showy clothing) on phone: I was out a date with this guy last night. He leaned in to kiss me and I totally dodged it. I mean, I’m 19 now, so I guess it would be ok….but I still want a priest to pre-approve it.
—FDA Lobby

Girl: (on cellphone) My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself ‘Why can’t I say things like that?’ And I’ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school. Ugh, I am like totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life? I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN…. UGH!! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!

-Elevator, apt. on du Parc

(cell phone goes off with Rihanna’s SOS ringtone)
Prof: …apparently Rihanna is calling.

-Math123 Linear Algebra and Probability

Girl talking on cell-phone: So I have a Canadian number and an American number… that officially means my life is very complicated.”

-Milton and Parc

Girl: (talking to her friend on the phone) He didn’t take advantage of me enough!

-Outside SSMU

Professor: You’d have to rely on all the books published in Mississippi, which rounded down is zero
- Class