Girl #1: Dude! That girl definitely just cut us in line! You gotta say something to her.
Girl #2: Ahh I can’t. She irrigates my crops on Farmville.

-New Rez

Girl 1: So why didn’t you sleep with him?
Girl 2: I only sleep with people if I’m facebook friends with them.
- Chez Jose

Girl 1: If I could connect to the internet, I would write FAG on your wall…
- Presse Cafe

(a girl from Arts decides to attend her boyfriend’s engineering class)
Girl: “Oh my God this is so weird.”
Guy: “What?”
Girl: “Why didn’t anybody bring their laptops?”
Guy: “Uhh.. it’s easier to write stuff down…”
Girl: “No I mean it’s so weird to be in a class where nobody is checking Facebook!”

—Macdonald Eng building

(Two girls looking at facebook pictures)
Girl 1: “I feel so bad for people that are just so unattractive…That’s a really mean thing to say. Slap me!
Girl 2: Well it’s not that mean, at least you’re showing some sympathy…
- McLennan Library

Girl 1: Just cuz he’s Facebooking from prison doesn’t mean he’s ready to commit.
Girl 2: But … he sent me the shoes already! Dammit.
- Gym

Guy: I’ll go check his Facebook to look for his Myspace.
(finds his Myspace)
Guy: You’ve made it too easy, Sir! You’re going to get raped!
- AUS lounge

Girl 1, leaving caf: Lets go back upstairs… I need to check if L.C. added me on facebook.
Girl 2: Yeah, and Brody.
Girl 1: Brody?
Girl 2: Yeah, Brody Jenner. J-E-N-N-E-R.
—Redpath

(In class at 9:30 in the morning, girls looking at their laptops)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: This is horrible!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: I can’t believe they’ve done this just before exams! They’ve changed facebook!

—Poli 243

Blonde Girl: What if the Nazi’s got facebook?
—AUS Lounge