Guy 1 : Dude, where is the Pacific Ocean?
Guy 2: Seriously? Like, the biggest ocean in the world?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

-Leacock

Girl: So I’m doing my laundry and my bras are all in a big pile, when these two asians walk in. And they were totally like, talking in asian about me. Then stole my dryer.

-New Rez laundry room

Girl 1: That’s the only reason I want to go to Japan…that and to see the Great Wall…

-Aylmer

Girl #1: Wait, is the Plateau a building?
Girl #2: Or is it like a region?

-Aylmer

Girl 1: What’s the Capital of Alaska?
Girl 2: Anchorage?
Girl 1: Let’s look at the map.
Girl 2: Oh my God, Alaska is attached to Canada!?! I always thought it was an island!

-McConnell

Guy: Why would anyone name a city WATER-LOO??

-Otto Mass

(Prof is discussing how the world is “getting smaller” due to technology)

Girl 1: Wait, why is the world getting smaller?
Girl 2: I don’t know; Global Warming or something…

-Leacock

Professor: Do you have any experience in Asia?

Student: Not really… Well, I lived in Vancouver for a little bit.

-Leacock

Guy: I’m from Beaconsfield, it’s on the island of Montreal.
Girl: Where is the island of Montreal?

-New Rez

Guy: I have a lot of respect for icebergs. They’re not trying to show off or anything.
- Aylmer