Girl 1: That’s the only reason I want to go to Japan…that and to see the Great Wall…

-Aylmer

(discussing Rez Council elections)
Girl: I’d totally be his VP Internal.

- Lower Campus

Girl: (asks forcefully) What about the rights of the mother?

Guy: Easy there, feminist…

-Leacock

Guy 1: So I signed up for the Republican Club.
Guy 2: But you’re not Republican, are you?
Guy 1: No, but this guy was wearing a shirt I really liked. I just want the shirt.
- Lower Campus

Girl 1: Ron Paul? Isn’t he a porn star?
Girl 2: Nope, that’s Ron Jeremy.
- Outside of New Rez

Guy 1: Well, she’s a senator.
Guy 2: She’s a woman, yeah…but she’s not stupid.
- Schulich 5th

Girl #1: …And then he said he was going to vote for the Republicans…
Girl #2: I don’t even know what a Republican is!
—Redpath Cafe

Ditzy girl: Oh my god, this is just too easy. I get it, Africa is poor. Can’t we all just get over it?
- Lower Campus

Girl: Last night, Bush said that 5,000 soldiers would be sent home from Iraq by the end of the year.
Guy: Alive?
- arts lounge

Girl enters class late and slips on wet stairs near the front of class. Class giggles.
Prof: Are you ok?
Girl: Yea, it’s slippery
Prof: No shit
- POLI345