Girl 1: my friend is kosher… what is that?
Girl 2: kosher is something Hitler came up with to keep the Jews away from his food.
- Leacock 132

Girl #1: Wasn’t World War I the war with all the countries and World War II the
war against the Jews??
Girl #2:Ummmm… No!!
Girl #1: Oh right, that was pearl harbor!

- New Rez