So keep your ears open and, for your own good, your mouth shut. If you overhear something funny, we wanna know about it!

After discussing media attacks on the violence in video games.

Guy: I have an obligation not to kill anyone, because if I did the whole media would go crazy over all the video games I’ve played!

-Burnside Basement

Hey there fellow eavesdroppers!

OverheardAtMcGill.com will return to full publication on Monday, September 8th.

We’re a community-based site, so as always, we are only as good as our submissions! If you want this site to survive, please start submitting more!
In addition, we’re looking for volunteers for the site, both people who are interested in editing and those interested in promoting (the latter involves free stuff; the former a more flexible schedule). If you’re interested in getting involved in anyway, please email us at info@overheardatmcgill.com as soon as possible, as we would like to expand past our current size.

Hey fans,

But, as such, we are planning a re-launch for after winter break, where we will renew some of our features, kick off a promotional campaign, institute local ads, and begin to hire a staff.
Interested in being an Editor, Webmaster, or Advertising Director for OverheardAtMcGill.com?

If so, please send a CV and a cover letter to
Small stipend possible, depending on the success of local ads.
Editors: Please include any 3 quotes from the website with a headline that you would have given it instead. Editors are responsible for daily content, eavesdropping, selecting quotes, writing headlines. No more than 7-10 hours a week commitment. Must be funny.
Webmaster: Responsible for fixing bugs, implementing new features, and improving upon them. Must have knowledge of Wordpress. PHP and MySQL a plus. Knowledge of OpenAds a super-plus.

Any questions? Send any inquiries to

Hey everybody,

We’ll be back to posting on the 7th of September. In the meantime, please enjoy our past quotes. The Random Quote button is a great way to see old classics.

Enjoy your summers!

O@M

(First off, thanks to all those who’ve stayed with us through the summer. We’ve managed to retain over 60% of our readers for this term. We’re assuming the rest are being held as enemy combatants)

Ever overheard something that O@M-able, but didn’t have access to a computer (or were too lazy to track one down) to submit the gem immediately upon hearing it?

Our newest feature, Submit-By-Phone (courtesy of babyTel.ca), allows you to make an overheard submission just by calling a phone number and leaving a message.

So, all you roaming eavesdroppers, grab your cellphones and store this incredibly easy to remember number:

514-907-3470
(or, 90-PEGS-0. Catchy, we know.)

(We’ve concocted an elaborate mnemonic that inolves 90 peg-legged pirates getting depegged. Ask us about it another
time.)

At last night’s SSMU Awards, OverheardAtMcGill.com was chosen as this year’s Website of the Year. We’re extremely proud of the recognition.

More than any other medium, our success is contingent on your engagement, and the sheer volume of participatory eavesdropping that this site has chronicled and encouraged in merely the last eight months is astounding. With over 100,000 visitors, we’ve been blessed with great success, and look forward to expanding next year.

P.S. It appears that the award shown above was stolen during post-Award celebrations at Biftek. So, if you happen to overhear someone talking about having stolen the Overheard at McGill Website of the Year award, be sure to submit it to the site, preferably with some contact information.

1. CBC Radio One is going to interview our founder tomorrow morning at 6:40am to talk about O@M. If you’re crazy enough to be awake that early, just tune in on the radio at 88.5 FM or online at http://www.cbc.ca/montreal/ and click Listen live to CBC Radio on the right. For those of you with more McGill-like sleeping habits, we’ll try to post a recording on the website.
2. We’ve launched our OverheardAtMcGill.com online merchandise store. We’ll be selling some general OverheardAtMcGill merchandise, including shirts, thongs, boxers, and some quote shirts. The full line of quote shirts will be available in the coming months. Check it out!
3. Top Rated and Most Emailed Quotes are now available on the right sidebar. (We’d give them their own page, but WordPress is being difficult).

Hey faithful OaM readers,

Because its the holiday break, and everyone is back home (meaning they are submitting less), we’re reducing the amount of quotes we’re putting up during the holiday break to one per day. We’ll be back to full output on January 3rd. As it is right now, we’ll be posting one per day, every day, at 6pm.

Some other updates:
* We added tagging, so that you can browse quotes of a particular genre (sex, alcohol, NewRez, editor’s picks, etc.). Each entry is tagged at its end, and theres an index of tags towards the bottom of the sidebar.
* We expect T-Shirts to be available in January.
* If you have any questions/comments/ideas, feel free to email us at info@overheardatmcgill.com.

In the mean time, happy holidays, and thanks for (eaves)dropping by.

Hey everybody,

Having trouble loading the page? To fix the problem, click Control-F5. We made some template changes (cleaned up the arrangements and layout, mostly), so some people wont see the main page properly because of cached files. Its prettier. We like it.

New Stuff:
* We created a News section, on the right bar, to reduce the amount of posts that are littered with this type of info. We’ll update it periodically (and might be giving it its own RSS feed).
* We added a site search engine (powered by Google) to find old entries quickly. Its a beautiful little tool: Search results appear in-page, and by pressing the little icons above the first result, you can expand to see more (we’re currently working on increasing the default number of results shown).
* You can register on OaM and have your own name for commenting. Register!
* We launched a Facebook group, to use as a mailing list for OaM News. (It’s less invasive than email…). Join up!

Coming Soon:
* You will be able to use your username to submit quotes directly from the website and get credit for your submission, and we’ll post top contributors (and hopefully average rating of their submissions)
* TShirts are expected to be available for sale in January. We will be taking pre-orders soon, as well.
* Have ideas, suggestions, comments et al regarding the website, or perhaps you want to help us sell t-shirts?  Email us at info@overheardatmcgill.com

And, as promised, for posterity’s sake,

(referring to a cleaning service)
Girl: They better not mess up my laundry.  I mean my clothes are…well… they’re not from the GAP, you know?
—Alymer & Milton