Girl 1: So like, when did he start getting so much ass? Is he even that attractive?
Girl 2: No! I think he just started getting ass when he started his blog.
- McGill Gym

Loud Drunk Guy: And it was only after I took at giant swig from the bottle that I put two and two together and realized that it wasn’t flat beer. It was the bottle I had pissed in earlier.
-Outside Molson Stadium

Girl: OH MY GOD, Heath Ledger died!
Guy: HOLY SHIT, REALLY?! Thank God they finished filming The Dark Knight in time.
- Outside the McGill Gym

Girl: Excuse me, where do these stairs go?
Guy: Well, they go up and they go down.
- McGill gym

(Dude 1 recites the “Mcgill once, Mcgill twice” cheer in its entirety)
Dude 2: That is honestly the best piece of poetry known to mankind.
Dude 3: Yeah, Plato don’t got shit on this guy.
Dude 1: Yeah man, and Shakespeare can just retire.
- Men’s Memorial Pool Locker Room @ the McGill Gym

Jappy girl 1: Why did you leave your boots in the locker without a lock?
Jappy girl 2: Well, I’d just rather have $200 worth of stuff stolen than buy a $10 lock.
- McGill Gym Womens locker room

Girl 1: The guy working tonight is hot.
Girl 2: Nah, he looks like Tin Tin.
Girl 1: Fuck that, I’d have sex with Tin Tin
[pause]
Girl 1: I mean, if he looked like that.
[pause]
Girl 1: But… he doesn’t.
[pause]
Girl 1: God, that was a lot more awkward than I thought it would be.

—Fitness Centre

Girl 1: What are we doing with our lives?
Girl 2: I have to pee.

—Currie Gym

skinny kid: So what are we going to work out today?
fat asian kid: probably just biceps again.
skinny kid: good call

—mcgill gym