Girl: I know that we sweat more in summer than in winter, but I don’t remember why!

-RVC

Girl #1: So is he a pothead?
Girl #2: Oh, no – but he does smoke a lot, and deal…
-RVC Caf

Guy: You do realize what you just did, right? You tied a Holocaust paper to Pokemon.
- RVC

Girl 1: Let’s make a shrine
Girl 2: Of what?
Girl 3: Your mom.
- RVC

Girl 1: There isn’t much gang violence in Montreal, or at least you don’t hear about it.
Girl 2: That’s only because it’s all in French.
- RVC dorm

Girl 1 (to Girl #2): Why do you keep chugging your milk?
Girl 2: I read somewhere that if you drink lots of milk, your breasts get bigger!
Girl 3: Where the hell did you read that?
Girl 2: On a Japanese website…
- RVC Cafeteria

Trashed girl: Wait, is all male strippers gay? [sic]
Guy: Ummmmmmm
- RVC

Gay Guy: You have such a man crush on him!
Straight Guy: No I don’t. (pause) Have you ever noticed how he always wears a solid-colored polo, with a solid-colored undershirt, and either jeans or khaki pants?! We call it “Charlie wear!”
Gay Guy: umm…man crush?!
– RVC lunch

Girl 1: SO how do you kill a rat?
Indian Girl: Well, my maid beats it to death with a broom…
Girl #1: (confused)
Indian Girl: My maid is like hardcore she can beat anything to death…

– RVC

Girl: My friend from the seminary is pregnant! With a baby! In her tummy!

—RVC