Girl: [to two guys] I actually thought you two would be Asian, you know, because I heard you were really smart…

-Leacock

Girl 1: Chances of winning the Tim Hortons free coffee are 1 out of 10
Girl 2: No, my sister said even if you buy 10 you might not win

- SSMU Lounge

Girl 1: Hey, your bag is open.
Girl 2: It’s always open, just like my legs.

- Leacock

H.S. Girl: So, how do I know if I should go to graduate studies or undergraduate studies?
Tour Guide: You have to do an undergraduate degree before going on to graduate studies.
H.S. Girl: Okay, so how do I find out if I’ve done one?

–McGill Campus Tour

Girl (to Cashier): How much data can a 4GB USB fit?

-McGill Bookstore

Girl: I wish I could do physics as well as I can do guys.

-Laird Hall

Girl: It’s just a research paper so there’s no thought process. Just plagiarism, plagiarism, plagiarism.

-Leacock 26.

Girl: My sister got swine flu…
Guy: Oh yeah?
Girl: … then she passed it to my dog.

-Bronfman

Girl 1: I’m not a fan of the cock.
Girl 2: …..excuse me?
Girl 1: You know. The Cock. Cockiness. In guys?
Girl 2: *stares in awe*

- Adams Auditorium

Girl 1: Hey do you want to revise for chem tomorrow?
Girl 2: I can’t, I’m going to the procastination workshop at 2.

-Leacock