Gay | Overheard At McGill

Friday, January 18, 2008

Wall-to-walls are the new conversations.

Girl 1: If I could connect to the internet, I would write FAG on your wall…
- Presse Cafe

Sunday, July 15, 2007

We appreciate the included ‘[sic]‘, as we usually can’t tell if we should be making fun of the submitter as well…you grammar dork.

Trashed girl: Wait, is all male strippers gay? [sic]
Guy: Ummmmmmm
- RVC

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Willy’s Wonka VII: Chocolate-Covered Oompa Loompas

Guy 1: Yeah, but I mean the level of gay sex was just … I mean WOW. It was huge.
Girl 1: Well sure, but the midgets get caught everywhere.
- ARTS Cafe

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

If they don’t have AIDS by now, their immune system must be impregnible!

(Its a incredibly cold outside, 2 guys in winter jackets are in line for a bar. A bit down the street are around 4 gay guys in incredibly tight pink short sleeve t-shirts in a different line.)
Guy 1: Man look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I’m freezing and I’m in wearing a damn winter coat. What the fuck is wrong with those guys?
Guy 2: Obviously its cause their gay.
Guy 1: Ohhh…
- St. Laurent

Thursday, May 31, 2007

and for the record lady, it shall only be up to His Highness to determine how close that pedestal places His crotch to my face

Guy: Last year I had the Prince of Yemen in one of my Psych classes and he was absolutely beautiful.
Girl: Did you want to marry him and do dirty things to him?
Guy: No, it was more like put-him-on-a-pedestal-and-look-at-him-all-day kinda beautiful.

-The Atrium

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Now Introducing the New, More Advanced Gaydar.

Guy (in a somewhat condescending manner): you know your shoes match your shirt
Girl: yeah, that’s kind of the point.
Guy: Oh.
– BDP

Sunday, May 20, 2007

He’s not gay! He just so happens to be attentive to other men’s patterns of dress.

Gay Guy: You have such a man crush on him!
Straight Guy: No I don’t. (pause) Have you ever noticed how he always wears a solid-colored polo, with a solid-colored undershirt, and either jeans or khaki pants?! We call it “Charlie wear!”
Gay Guy: umm…man crush?!
– RVC lunch

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Salad? You’ve obviously never had your poutine tossed.

A bunch of American high-school students trying really hard to seem Quebec-legal having lunch
Student 1: Oh my God! You got a salad! That’s health food!
Student 2: It’s okay. We still love you.
Student 3: Oh my God! Salad!?! That’s so gay!

—Cafe Veranda

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Or, if he persists, in his ass?

(In the computer lab, two guys are talking quite loudly)

Annoyed Guy: Man that guy needs to shut-up
Annoyed Guy’s friend: Want me to stick something in his mouth?

—FDA 1

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

‘And anyways, Anal? I’m totally a top.’

Guy: (to girl) “So i was leaning over and he was just pounding away.”
Another guy walks up: “So dude, you’re gay? I mean it sounds like anal is your thing.”
Girl: “You’re sick! He was leaning over the railing handing his brother a nail while his brother hammered a board in place!”

—Shatner