Food | Overheard At McGill

Monday, March 15, 2010

I Eat Three Times A Day. Four If I’m Lonely.

Girl: Food, when you’re high, is like porn. It’s just sooo good.

-New Rez Caf

Monday, November 16, 2009

But I Don’t, Because I Wouldn’t Want To Offend Anyone.

Guy: Every time they make salmon I just want to yell, “smells like slut in here!”
-BMH

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

If Only Santa Claus Was This Generous.

Girl: God, I’ve been so generous today! I gave away bacon, ham, sausage…vagina…

- Place Milton

Thursday, March 12, 2009

That Girl Was Way Too Kinky For My Liking.

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Waiter, I Ordered Ranch Dressing.

Girl: NO! It’s salad dressing, NOT semen!!

-Molson Hall

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Two Legs Good, Four Legs Bad

Guy on the phone, in a serious tone: No, I totally understand you. This is serious, this is war. This is modern fucking war. You know what, we just have to put bacon bits everywhere.

-University and Milton

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Abrevs Are Sweepin’ The Nashe

(At Metro Grocery Store. New Rez Girl surveys her shopping cart.)

New Rez Girl: You know, this is gonna be SO expen.

–Metro

Monday, February 2, 2009

A coffee break gone terribly, terribly wrong.

(Guys in a group)

Guy: So that settles it…women don’t always lactate.

-Trottier

Friday, January 16, 2009

Potassium is always important, despite the orifice of entry.

Guy: Did she use the strap-on banana?

- Outside Redpath cafeteria

Thursday, January 15, 2009

My boyfriend packs me a lunch every morning!

Girl 1: Sex is like the best diet ever. You burn so many calories.

Girl 2: Uhhhh, that’s not a diet, that’s an exercise regime.

Girl 1: Not the sex I have…

Girl 2: Gross.

-Prince Arthur