Girl: Don’t have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don’t mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn’t like that. I’m a fountain.

-Aylmer

TA: What’s the difference between Rock and Rock&Roll music
Student: Well, Iraq is a country
- pop music

popular music girl 1: so, the paper can be on anything right?
popular music girl 2: yah, except you know, classical and jazz.
popular music girl 1: jazz? what about christina aguilera?
popular music girl 2: …she’s jazz?
popular music girl 1: yes, i heard her last album, it was ALL jazz. she’s jazz now.
popular music girl 2: oh.
popular music girl 1: you didn’t know?
- arts computer lab

Guy: “Listen…Bob Dylan…Musical genius, yea…but premature ejaculator.”

Girl 1: It’s so awkward when you hear somebody have sex. The other day my roommate came up to me and said she could often hear me having sex unless her music is blasting. That night she walked in on me and told me she wanted to turn her music off so she can go to sleep. She actually asked me not to moan too loud!
Girl 2: Yeah the other time I told my mom: “Yeah mom, like, I could hear you have sex last night… Our house is pretty small you know”
- Press Cafe

Guy (presumably): Why are you playing trance at fucking Second Cup? Fucking play some music that doesn’t make me want to drop a bunch of acid and lick the wall in the back corner of Stereos
- AUS lounge

Girl 1: It’ll be like that song “Saturday night’s alright for fighting. Saturday.. Saturday”
Girl 2: Yeah… except it’s Sunday.

—Tim Horton’s on University

Prof: “Oh, today is Johnny Cash’s birthday. In case you need a reason to drink.”

—COMP 280

Professor: “In counterpoint you only climax once.”

—Class

Girl 1: Dude, don’t you just loooooove Sabbath!?
Guy 1: Yeah, I gueeeessssss Saturdays are cool…

—McIntyre Medical Building