Bio Guy 1: Ahh fuck… what the hell is the other example of a Hydrozoa other then hydra.
(Know it all girl starts doing a charade she marches and does the Hitler salute)
Bio Guy 2: How the hell does Hitler have to do with any of it?
Know it all girl: It s a Portuguese man o war !!!
Bio Guy 2: Hitler was German !!
Bio Guy 1: That s right and he exterminated the Portuguese….or was it the polish?
—Molson
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Guy giving the explanation: “So the fallopian tubes are where you stick your dick”

— Bio study session

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Exam Invigilator: Please place your ID on your desk in front of you. If you are visiting from another university, please place your ID from your home university on your desk.
First year meathead: Why would someone visit from another university to write an exam?
Friend (in shock): Like, on exchange.
First year meathead: (embarassed laughter)
—In the Gym, Natural Disasters Final Exam

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Prof:”You have to make sure your definition makes sense. Otherwise, it won’t”
—Math 354

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Guy 1: So did you rape that exam like you said you would?
Guy 2: Well I approached it as if I was to rape it, but then it turned out to be a three hundred pound man.
—After MATH 150 exam
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Guy 1: So how did the exam go?
Guy 2: Fucked it gently. *motions with pelvis*
—After BIO 111 exam