Guest lecturer: It may be possible that we can control the methylation pattern of our genes.
Student 1: Does that mean we can give ourselves cancer? Like if we alter our methylation pattern?
[Students at the back of class giggile]
Student 1: (Turns around and yells) Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Guest lecturer and class: ….
Student 2: Awkkkkkkward!

—Pharmaceutical Science 563, MacIntrye