Girl 1: I saw your friend Matt today.
Girl 2: Matt? Which Matt?
Girl 1: Hot Matt.
Girl 2: Hot Volleyball Matt?
Girl 1: He’s not hot.
Girl 2: Ugly Matt?
Girl 1: No, Gay Matt… Metrosexual Matt…
(pause)
Girl 2: Ohhhh… that Matt.
Girl 1: There are too many Matts.
- RVC