“So you think I should sit down and shut up now? Great!”
GIRL to HEAD OF PERFORMANCE at the McGill Concerto Competion: “Are all the pieces in this program Con-ser-toes?”
HEAD OF PERFORMANCE: “Well… as this IS the cercerto competion, one would have to reason that, yes, these are all concertoes.”
GIRL: “Oh! And what key is this one in?”
HEAD OF PERFORMANCE: “Well, you can see in the title that it says ‘Concerto No. 1 in D Major’, so one would reason that it is in D Major.”
GIRL: “Oh! Thanks!”
-Pollak Hall
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You know, I’m not entirely sure if the quote is made funnier with the rampant misspellings or not.
The missing “C” in Pollack is rampant misspelling?
as well at the missing syllable in competion, and the nonexistent word cercerto
give them a break, they get tons of quotes and also have lives. (the website ppl)