Girl 1: “So, let’s hang out over winter break”
Girl 2: “Wait, aren’t you going home to the West Island?”
Girl 1: “…What?”
Girl 2: “You live on the West Island..wouldn’t taking a presumably long ferry ride to hang out with me for a couple of hours be a waste, even though I am worth it?”
Girl 1: “…WEST OF THE MONTREAL ISLAND”
Girl 2: “MONTREAL IS AN ISLAND? WHAAAAT?”

–Outside Peterson Hall