“It’s a shame my landlord doesn’t allow pets…”
(Two girls talking loudly in the back of crowded elevator.)
Girl 1: I’m so lonely, I wish I had a pet.
Girl 2: Pets are great but a lot of work you know.
Girl 1: Do you know what I’ve always wanted as a pet?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: A MIDGET! They are so cute! I want one!
(Girl 2 giggles, rest of elevator is dead silent.)
—Education Elevator
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4 Comments :
oh. my. god.
ahh, see, I’ve always preferred dogs–they have fewer silly notions about their status in human society
right
Um, she could’ve meant a cat. A midget is a weird kind of cat breed.