(Sitting in class while the Prof is lecturing about homosexual-targeted marketing with a slideshow on the projector. The lights are dimmed, and in the middle, a student’s cell phone begins to ring to the tune of Abba’s Dancing Queen. Everybody goes silent to hear out the song in its entirety, while the phone’s male owner doesn’t attempt to silence it.)
Prof: (once the song has stopped) “I should have answered that and taken a message on the blackboard.”

—Sexual Diversity Studies