Tuesday, February 6, 2007

“Before I contracted Ebola.”

[Two guys are standing behind the counter serving food]
Server Guy 1: By the way, you know that study I was going to be part of? Turns out I’m ineligible.
Server Guy 2: Why?
Server Guy 1: I tested positive for Tuberculosis.
[people in line start to look uncomfortable]
Server Guy 1: Oh, don’t worry…that was a while ago.—BMH

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