The way they dangle their participles… Fucking disgusting
(Girls are parting before Girl 1 walks into Brutopia)
Girl 1: Good night! (hugs)
Girl 2: Good night! Don’t hook up with any creepy guys, and NO LINGUISTS!
Girl 3: Yeah, no fucking linguists. Unless they’re hot.
Girl 2: No! Not even then! No linguists!
—outside of Brutopia
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[...] Apparently anti-linguistism abounds! [...]
BRILLIANT.
…unless they’re cunning linguists.
Aw, c’mon baby, nobody knows how to use a P-bar like a ling major, and if you’re looking for bilabial frication, you have definitely come to the right place.