[As she reads from "Daddy's Roommate", a children's book about having gay parents]
Prof: ‘Daddy and Frank do everything together. They shave together-’
[Pauses]
Prof: [to class] …I’m sorry, but if I was a lesbian, I don’t think I’d shave my legs with my girlfriend. Besides, WHAT do they shave together? ‘Hey, honey, wanna help me shave my pits?’

—Elementary Education 325