Guy 1: And then he gets an allergic reaction!
Guy 2: What the fuck!
Guy 1: I know! And he starts trying to talk to me. And I’m like, what am I, a fucking charity?
Guy 2: I hate charity! That’s fucked up!
Guy 1: I’m thinking, if I wanted to donate to charity, I’d throw some change at the guy, but leave me the fuck alone.
—Boustan’s