Guy: I used to play clarinet in band, like in middle school. There was this really annoying guy who sat next to me.
Paranoid Girl: What ethnicity was he?
Guy: …I don’t know. He just sat next to me.
Paranoid Girl: Well, what was his name?
Guy: Uh, I think it was Otto.
Paranoid Girl: Oh, so he was foreign. What kind of name is Otto? What color was he?
Guy: (taken aback at the question). I think Otto might be German…
Paranoid Girl: Oh, then he was German. I guess that explains it.

—Near New Rez