In other news, three children in Somalia struck gold today…
Guy, to girl: Oakville’s really fashionable these days. It’s like the landmine of Ontario.
Girl: What?
Guy: Not that. You know what I mean…
[seconds pass]
Guy: Goldmine. The goldmine.
—rue Union, across the street from Metro
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Sorry, why is this tagged as Toronto? Really, anyone can tell you that Jokeville has nothing to do with Toronto.
Agreed. I can understand why the perpetually uncool parts of Toronto are filled with people who wish they were from Toronto, but for our sakes, stop claiming to be so. You give us a bad image.
And Oakville a goldmine? Seriously? Maybe next time I take a road trip I’ll stop by and do something other than take a piss.
Take a shit. Should improve the local culture.