[Concordia guy bitching about engineering]
Concordia Guy: It’s brutal, I have to take, like, thermodynamics!
McGill Girl: You want brutal? Brutal is McGill physiology. But seriously, isn’t thermodynamics like exothermic and endothermic and stuff??
Concordia Guy: Well…yeah….but it’s harder than it sounds!!
McGill Girl: What, like exo is negative and endo is positive??
Concordia Guy: (pause) That’s fuckin hard to remember okay?!

—Tim Hortons