(Walking by clubs offices)
Guy 1: (Gives the finger to a closed office door) “Yeah fuck you.”
Guy 2: (reads sign on door) “Uh…that wasn’t cool, what was that for?”
Guy 1: “Just jealous of people with offices and we don’t.”
Guy 2: “Oh ok…cause I thought you had something against the National Society of Black Engineers.”

—Shatner, Fourth Floor