101 Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines, by Marilyn Manson
Guy: Ive chewed on it, put it in my mouth, sucked it, and scratched myself with it. Do you still wanna play with it?
—Douglas
Guy: Ive chewed on it, put it in my mouth, sucked it, and scratched myself with it. Do you still wanna play with it?
—Douglas
4 Comments :
What is… a pencil?
why is scatalogical one of the tags for this? is that implying this poor guy did all these things with a turd? chewed on it…okay. put it in my mouth…well you’d have to in order to chew it. sucked it…sick. scratched himself with it, however, has me stumped. how do you scratch yourself with a piece of shit? unless frozen, i suppose…
Yeah, fuck it, you got me. I was looking for tags I could add to this quote.
It is actually refering to my guitar pick… but i not everyone saw what i was talking about…