Girl 1: She told me to sleep naked last night so that when you guys came in in the morning I’d be naked. I didn’t listen to her. I don’t usually sleep naked.
Girl 2: Didn’t you sleep naked the night before that?
Girl 1: Well, yeah. But that’s because I was too drunk to remember I wasn’t wearing pants. (pause) Tonight’s going to be one of those nights.

—Molson