He’s not gay! He just so happens to be attentive to other men’s patterns of dress.
Gay Guy: You have such a man crush on him!
Straight Guy: No I don’t. (pause) Have you ever noticed how he always wears a solid-colored polo, with a solid-colored undershirt, and either jeans or khaki pants?! We call it “Charlie wear!”
Gay Guy: umm…man crush?!
– RVC lunch