Who will then promptly have me executed for tarnishing the UN’s reputation by instigating the Oil for Weed program
Girl: (on cellphone) My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself ‘Why can’t I say things like that?’ And I’ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school. Ugh, I am like totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life? I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN…. UGH!! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!
-Elevator, apt. on du Parc
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rich arabian princes should check that their wives can get into law school to help avoid fucking up illegal sales of arms.
preeeeety sure that was me
Job at the un? WTF? Seriously, if your goal after spending 8 years in school, and untold amounts of money, is to work at the UN..well, it’s time to re-evaluate your goals. They need secretaries there from what i hear..